Chrissy
@cmatte.bsky.social
Faculty & Scientific Affairs Coordinator | Former parasitologist | Cancer a$$-kicker | Dog-lover | Boardgame enthusiast | Will quote F.R.I.E.N.D.S until your ears get sore
Tonight’s earworm 💀🎃🪦
Kidnap the Sandy Claws (From "The Nightmare Before Christmas")
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November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tonight’s earworm 💀🎃🪦
Reposted by Chrissy
I miss the life I never got to have.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I miss the life I never got to have.
Did everyone get a memo this week to call all of my ideas stupid…?
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Did everyone get a memo this week to call all of my ideas stupid…?
Mon ver d’oreilles ce matin…
Don’t ask 🤣
Don’t ask 🤣
Jean Lapointe - Le chanteur de charme
YouTube video by Radio Cassette
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November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mon ver d’oreilles ce matin…
Don’t ask 🤣
Don’t ask 🤣
If you see this & want to, go ahead and quote skeet & fill it out too
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7"
Shoe: 7.5
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: No thanks, I already had cancer
Tattoos: 2, left wrist & right shoulder blade
Piercings: Two per ear, wondering where to get my third
Fav drink: Amaretto sour 🤤
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7"
Shoe: 7.5
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: No thanks, I already had cancer
Tattoos: 2, left wrist & right shoulder blade
Piercings: Two per ear, wondering where to get my third
Fav drink: Amaretto sour 🤤
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you see this & want to, go ahead and quote skeet & fill it out too
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7"
Shoe: 7.5
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: No thanks, I already had cancer
Tattoos: 2, left wrist & right shoulder blade
Piercings: Two per ear, wondering where to get my third
Fav drink: Amaretto sour 🤤
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7"
Shoe: 7.5
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: No thanks, I already had cancer
Tattoos: 2, left wrist & right shoulder blade
Piercings: Two per ear, wondering where to get my third
Fav drink: Amaretto sour 🤤
Someone just called me a “life saving angel” 🥰
Just sayin’ 🤓
Just sayin’ 🤓
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Someone just called me a “life saving angel” 🥰
Just sayin’ 🤓
Just sayin’ 🤓
My 12 yo son’s friend is over for dinner and we just finished the meal (spaghetti).
- Me: Do you want something for dessert? Yogurt? Apple? Cookie?
- Him, tapping his belly: No thanks, I have to stay healthy for soccer.
Wtf?
- Me: Do you want something for dessert? Yogurt? Apple? Cookie?
- Him, tapping his belly: No thanks, I have to stay healthy for soccer.
Wtf?
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My 12 yo son’s friend is over for dinner and we just finished the meal (spaghetti).
- Me: Do you want something for dessert? Yogurt? Apple? Cookie?
- Him, tapping his belly: No thanks, I have to stay healthy for soccer.
Wtf?
- Me: Do you want something for dessert? Yogurt? Apple? Cookie?
- Him, tapping his belly: No thanks, I have to stay healthy for soccer.
Wtf?
Every now and then, the chef at my workplace steps out of his kitchen, crosses the hallway and steps into my office with yummy amuse-bouche varieties he wants someone’s opinion on.
David, please always let me be that someone 😍🤤🤤
David, please always let me be that someone 😍🤤🤤
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every now and then, the chef at my workplace steps out of his kitchen, crosses the hallway and steps into my office with yummy amuse-bouche varieties he wants someone’s opinion on.
David, please always let me be that someone 😍🤤🤤
David, please always let me be that someone 😍🤤🤤
We could all learn a thing or two from Phoebe 😅
a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words i wish i could written on her face .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words i wish i could written on her face .
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November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We could all learn a thing or two from Phoebe 😅
Good job on packing your lunch last night, Chrissy 🤦♀️
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good job on packing your lunch last night, Chrissy 🤦♀️
Reposted by Chrissy
How 5pm in Montreal looks like after going back to standard time. 😭
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
How 5pm in Montreal looks like after going back to standard time. 😭
Feeling very B-rated today 😔
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Feeling very B-rated today 😔
This is Rosie.
Rosie spent 15 minutes opening and closing her wings on my daughter’s finger as we carved the Halloween pumpkin.
Apparently, Rosie doesn’t like fruit juice, but she finds pumpkin flesh very yummy.
Let’s hope Rosie is still there tomorrow morning 😌
Rosie spent 15 minutes opening and closing her wings on my daughter’s finger as we carved the Halloween pumpkin.
Apparently, Rosie doesn’t like fruit juice, but she finds pumpkin flesh very yummy.
Let’s hope Rosie is still there tomorrow morning 😌
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is Rosie.
Rosie spent 15 minutes opening and closing her wings on my daughter’s finger as we carved the Halloween pumpkin.
Apparently, Rosie doesn’t like fruit juice, but she finds pumpkin flesh very yummy.
Let’s hope Rosie is still there tomorrow morning 😌
Rosie spent 15 minutes opening and closing her wings on my daughter’s finger as we carved the Halloween pumpkin.
Apparently, Rosie doesn’t like fruit juice, but she finds pumpkin flesh very yummy.
Let’s hope Rosie is still there tomorrow morning 😌
One of my pet peeves is when someone DARES stack these up in the wrong order (Left image) 😤😤
THERE. Fixed it 😌 (Right image)
And no, I don’t have the yellow 😭😭😭
THERE. Fixed it 😌 (Right image)
And no, I don’t have the yellow 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
One of my pet peeves is when someone DARES stack these up in the wrong order (Left image) 😤😤
THERE. Fixed it 😌 (Right image)
And no, I don’t have the yellow 😭😭😭
THERE. Fixed it 😌 (Right image)
And no, I don’t have the yellow 😭😭😭
This is Cécile.
Cécile kept me company today as I was cooking dinner. She crawled on my hands and tickled my skin as I grated cheese.
But then I was afraid she’d fall in the boiling water… so I fed her some juice off the counter.
Hubby came home and wiped up the juice ‘spill’.
RIP Cécile 💔🪦
Cécile kept me company today as I was cooking dinner. She crawled on my hands and tickled my skin as I grated cheese.
But then I was afraid she’d fall in the boiling water… so I fed her some juice off the counter.
Hubby came home and wiped up the juice ‘spill’.
RIP Cécile 💔🪦
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is Cécile.
Cécile kept me company today as I was cooking dinner. She crawled on my hands and tickled my skin as I grated cheese.
But then I was afraid she’d fall in the boiling water… so I fed her some juice off the counter.
Hubby came home and wiped up the juice ‘spill’.
RIP Cécile 💔🪦
Cécile kept me company today as I was cooking dinner. She crawled on my hands and tickled my skin as I grated cheese.
But then I was afraid she’d fall in the boiling water… so I fed her some juice off the counter.
Hubby came home and wiped up the juice ‘spill’.
RIP Cécile 💔🪦
Reposted by Chrissy
There are other ways to spell love. A whispered ‘You did well’ when you get home after a long day. A ‘You look great’ first thing in the morning as you rush out the door. The occasional ‘You’re so good’ and the constant ‘I’m so proud’. I hope you hear it every time.
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
There are other ways to spell love. A whispered ‘You did well’ when you get home after a long day. A ‘You look great’ first thing in the morning as you rush out the door. The occasional ‘You’re so good’ and the constant ‘I’m so proud’. I hope you hear it every time.
Bluesky! I need your help.
I’m nursing plant cuttings in my office and can’t find suitable cutesy names.
I’m nursing plant cuttings in my office and can’t find suitable cutesy names.
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bluesky! I need your help.
I’m nursing plant cuttings in my office and can’t find suitable cutesy names.
I’m nursing plant cuttings in my office and can’t find suitable cutesy names.
Signs you should just go back to bed:
- Breaking (?) your toe because you didn’t have your glasses on yet and stubbed it against a stepping stool
- Reaching out for the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste when trying to brush your teeth
- Breaking (?) your toe because you didn’t have your glasses on yet and stubbed it against a stepping stool
- Reaching out for the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste when trying to brush your teeth
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Signs you should just go back to bed:
- Breaking (?) your toe because you didn’t have your glasses on yet and stubbed it against a stepping stool
- Reaching out for the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste when trying to brush your teeth
- Breaking (?) your toe because you didn’t have your glasses on yet and stubbed it against a stepping stool
- Reaching out for the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste when trying to brush your teeth
Any #postdoc / #researchassociate / #ECR out there interested in coming to Montreal (all expenses paid + honorarium) to give a seminar at the Montreal Clinical Research Institute?
We wanna hear about your #research work! 😎🧪
#AcademicSky #science #IRCM #DrivenByLife
We wanna hear about your #research work! 😎🧪
#AcademicSky #science #IRCM #DrivenByLife
Call for applications: A fifth edition for the Early-Career Scientist Seminar Series
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October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Any #postdoc / #researchassociate / #ECR out there interested in coming to Montreal (all expenses paid + honorarium) to give a seminar at the Montreal Clinical Research Institute?
We wanna hear about your #research work! 😎🧪
#AcademicSky #science #IRCM #DrivenByLife
We wanna hear about your #research work! 😎🧪
#AcademicSky #science #IRCM #DrivenByLife
Reposted by Chrissy
Depuis 10 jours, je suis le nouveau président du CRCQ, une organisation qui fait la promotion de la recherche et de la relève biomédicale au Québec. J'annonce donc que le 67e congrès du CRCQ aura lieu du 7 au 9 octobre 2026, au Manoir St-Sauveur. À mettre à vos agendas! #CRCQ
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Depuis 10 jours, je suis le nouveau président du CRCQ, une organisation qui fait la promotion de la recherche et de la relève biomédicale au Québec. J'annonce donc que le 67e congrès du CRCQ aura lieu du 7 au 9 octobre 2026, au Manoir St-Sauveur. À mettre à vos agendas! #CRCQ
OK I know my house isn’t squeaky clean but…
WTF was on that moulding???
WTF was on that moulding???
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OK I know my house isn’t squeaky clean but…
WTF was on that moulding???
WTF was on that moulding???