Clue Heywood
@clueheywood.bsky.social
Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome!
Arizona, USA
Arizona, USA
I think it still counts, John.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think it still counts, John.
what idiot didn’t re-name it then
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
what idiot didn’t re-name it then
Infantry Fantasy Camp
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Infantry Fantasy Camp
Same. The culture shift over the last 20 years is so fucking gross.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Same. The culture shift over the last 20 years is so fucking gross.
Everything is a grift man. Everything.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Everything is a grift man. Everything.
Yeah like their market of 60 year old scared people is definitely “tactical”
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yeah like their market of 60 year old scared people is definitely “tactical”
Lawyer told them to add it for the bullshit malpractice case.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lawyer told them to add it for the bullshit malpractice case.
Yeah but people die alone in their houses all the time, no foul play, and not suicide which raises other issues. Just read a story where someone was called “found dead” and they were 80 with significant health issues. “Found dead” sounds like you’re jogging then pulled into the woods and killed
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yeah but people die alone in their houses all the time, no foul play, and not suicide which raises other issues. Just read a story where someone was called “found dead” and they were 80 with significant health issues. “Found dead” sounds like you’re jogging then pulled into the woods and killed
the Toilet Bowl har har har
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the Toilet Bowl har har har
have you considered a roast pork and a blue moon
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
have you considered a roast pork and a blue moon
wasn’t there a fat man with womanish glasses
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
wasn’t there a fat man with womanish glasses
it’s well known fact that wiping your ass makes you gay
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it’s well known fact that wiping your ass makes you gay
Do you have a lot of slurp juices
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Do you have a lot of slurp juices
If you had multiple slurp juices you could buy a house, thanks a lot joe brandon
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you had multiple slurp juices you could buy a house, thanks a lot joe brandon
Not his first rodeo, when it comes to punching dicks.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not his first rodeo, when it comes to punching dicks.
Never was in the rotation
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Never was in the rotation
want this so bad, this is what you drive when you're on the way to settle a beef or otherwise ruin someone's day
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
want this so bad, this is what you drive when you're on the way to settle a beef or otherwise ruin someone's day
"Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
"People got hurt."
"I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
"People got hurt."
"I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
"People got hurt."
"I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
"People got hurt."
"I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
subsequent legislation, whatever, I'm ranting
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
subsequent legislation, whatever, I'm ranting
the outrage then was over its *potential* use, and a lot of it got carved out by lawsuits and subsequent litigation. giving the wealthiest man in the world, a career corporatist (and alleged grandstanding thief, not to mention white supremacist) with zero ethics, access to everything was 100x WORSE
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the outrage then was over its *potential* use, and a lot of it got carved out by lawsuits and subsequent litigation. giving the wealthiest man in the world, a career corporatist (and alleged grandstanding thief, not to mention white supremacist) with zero ethics, access to everything was 100x WORSE