Clue Heywood
@clueheywood.bsky.social
Three-time winner of Phoenix Magazine's Readers Choice Award for "Best Twitter," but now saving my better stuff for Bluesky, because you folks are so smart. And, did I mention, handsome!
Arizona, USA
Arizona, USA
I’m on a bunch of email marketing lists for gun stores because well, I’m from Arizona, I own a few. They’re usually somewhat uncomfortable, but the holidays are when they start getting really weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m on a bunch of email marketing lists for gun stores because well, I’m from Arizona, I own a few. They’re usually somewhat uncomfortable, but the holidays are when they start getting really weird.
wasn’t there a fat man with womanish glasses
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
wasn’t there a fat man with womanish glasses
Congrats to your Mom on all of her
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Congrats to your Mom on all of her
How right you were, Jay Johnston.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How right you were, Jay Johnston.
Thank you, veterans
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Thank you, veterans
lol best dive bar bathroom sticker I’ve ever seen
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lol best dive bar bathroom sticker I’ve ever seen
Guess who went to Fry’s at 6:15 this morning
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Guess who went to Fry’s at 6:15 this morning
Sending love notes to the lady friend
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sending love notes to the lady friend
If you’re a Chiefs hater like I am, you might enjoy this photo of sad David Koechner* I took at the super bowl
*he was really nice and I’m a pos for taking this in his time of greatest need.
*he was really nice and I’m a pos for taking this in his time of greatest need.
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you’re a Chiefs hater like I am, you might enjoy this photo of sad David Koechner* I took at the super bowl
*he was really nice and I’m a pos for taking this in his time of greatest need.
*he was really nice and I’m a pos for taking this in his time of greatest need.
Manscape a little. Like when they trim back the bushes around the base of a tree. It’ll look bigger. Try that.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Manscape a little. Like when they trim back the bushes around the base of a tree. It’ll look bigger. Try that.
Coming home to my empty house after a fun night at the honky tonk dive bar
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Coming home to my empty house after a fun night at the honky tonk dive bar
Breaking: asshole organization with asshole fans somehow able to out-asshole itself
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Breaking: asshole organization with asshole fans somehow able to out-asshole itself
Awww! How cute! This country is so amazing!
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Awww! How cute! This country is so amazing!
Congrats to the Yankees, and their great fans
October 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Congrats to the Yankees, and their great fans
Obviously Trump trying to extort universities is terrible for our country but at least they’re grouping THE University of Arizona with our academic equals
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Obviously Trump trying to extort universities is terrible for our country but at least they’re grouping THE University of Arizona with our academic equals
Hey yeah I’m still here, go Yankees
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey yeah I’m still here, go Yankees
@edsbs.bsky.social consider Arizona State
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social consider Arizona State
