Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
@cloysterbell.bsky.social
I have never been wrong about anything ever
Can't believe nobody at work acknowledged my perfectly timed and extremely relevant reference
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Can't believe nobody at work acknowledged my perfectly timed and extremely relevant reference
The ending of FMA03 is absolutely buckwild, what do you mean Hohenheim is teaching the actual Karl Haushofer about alchemy. What do you MEAN
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The ending of FMA03 is absolutely buckwild, what do you mean Hohenheim is teaching the actual Karl Haushofer about alchemy. What do you MEAN
They should invent a nap that doesn't absolutely ruin the entire rest of your day when you take it
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
They should invent a nap that doesn't absolutely ruin the entire rest of your day when you take it
Sometimes I wish I had a car just so I could cover it in bumper stickers and be That Guy because come ON
(source: heccdog on Etsy)
(source: heccdog on Etsy)
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a car just so I could cover it in bumper stickers and be That Guy because come ON
(source: heccdog on Etsy)
(source: heccdog on Etsy)
Contingency plan for Monty in case we lose power this weekend: hot water bottles, multiple fresh packs of Hot Hands, battery powered heat pads, clean pillow cases so I can warm her up manually via body heat if needed
Contingency plan for me in case we lose power this weekend: ????
Contingency plan for me in case we lose power this weekend: ????
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Contingency plan for Monty in case we lose power this weekend: hot water bottles, multiple fresh packs of Hot Hands, battery powered heat pads, clean pillow cases so I can warm her up manually via body heat if needed
Contingency plan for me in case we lose power this weekend: ????
Contingency plan for me in case we lose power this weekend: ????
Drag name: Sylvia Plathfinder
Concept: depressed dungeon master who speaks exclusively in poems
Concept: depressed dungeon master who speaks exclusively in poems
January 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Drag name: Sylvia Plathfinder
Concept: depressed dungeon master who speaks exclusively in poems
Concept: depressed dungeon master who speaks exclusively in poems
Got added to an email with someone named Jakub but he goes by Koobs and personally I think that rules
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Got added to an email with someone named Jakub but he goes by Koobs and personally I think that rules
When I get yet another email saying that I didn't win any broadway lottery tickets
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
When I get yet another email saying that I didn't win any broadway lottery tickets
Reposted by Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
Do you think I can finally delete the number of the New Orleans cab company that we used to have to call if we needed a ride in the pre-Lyft days
January 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Do you think I can finally delete the number of the New Orleans cab company that we used to have to call if we needed a ride in the pre-Lyft days
Reposted by Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
I do think it's funny how doctors always leave the room to let you strip as if they're not about to see your entire everything as soon as they come back
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I do think it's funny how doctors always leave the room to let you strip as if they're not about to see your entire everything as soon as they come back
Okay I know it's the 15th but I've finally decided on my new years resolution and that's to shut the fuck up at work more
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Okay I know it's the 15th but I've finally decided on my new years resolution and that's to shut the fuck up at work more
Listen I acknowledge that I work in one of the tourism capitals of the world but jimbo crimbo it's like these people have never been outside in public before ever in their lives
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Listen I acknowledge that I work in one of the tourism capitals of the world but jimbo crimbo it's like these people have never been outside in public before ever in their lives
Schantastic, oh my god............ how have I never thought of that before
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Schantastic, oh my god............ how have I never thought of that before
What if after Schanwiches I did every single condiment on Wikipedia's list of condiments or every single sauce on Wikipedia's list of sauces. What if I did it for my best friend fritessaus......
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
What if after Schanwiches I did every single condiment on Wikipedia's list of condiments or every single sauce on Wikipedia's list of sauces. What if I did it for my best friend fritessaus......
Started watching the OG Fullmetal Alchemist, they could never make me hate you
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Started watching the OG Fullmetal Alchemist, they could never make me hate you
Reposted by Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
I love watching BFQOTY because it's the only time I see Jimmy Carr so every year is a fun game of how much is he going to look like a marionette this time
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I love watching BFQOTY because it's the only time I see Jimmy Carr so every year is a fun game of how much is he going to look like a marionette this time
Girl what the hell, H/eated R/valry is a badly written and even more badly acted straight up porno, why is everyone so obsessed with it (rhetorical, I damn well know why)
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Girl what the hell, H/eated R/valry is a badly written and even more badly acted straight up porno, why is everyone so obsessed with it (rhetorical, I damn well know why)
Getting a good grade in partnerships, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Getting a good grade in partnerships, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Considering taking a day trip to Baltimore (2.5hrs one way on the train) just to eat a sandwich....... is that insane
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Considering taking a day trip to Baltimore (2.5hrs one way on the train) just to eat a sandwich....... is that insane
Looking up "the essential guide to visiting Amsterdam" on NatGeo, a well-respected publication, and this had me absolutely rolling
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Looking up "the essential guide to visiting Amsterdam" on NatGeo, a well-respected publication, and this had me absolutely rolling
Yooooo apparently Motion City Soundtrack released their first album in ten years back in September and it fucks???? Boys we are SO back
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Yooooo apparently Motion City Soundtrack released their first album in ten years back in September and it fucks???? Boys we are SO back
Much in the same way that imagine if you were in the TLOU-verse and you got got by like, Ed Sheeran, imagine if you got Pluribus'd and instead of Zosia being your hivemind guide it was Avril Lavigne
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Much in the same way that imagine if you were in the TLOU-verse and you got got by like, Ed Sheeran, imagine if you got Pluribus'd and instead of Zosia being your hivemind guide it was Avril Lavigne