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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 16h

Two of them.jpg......... imagine

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 16h

Went to the bodega for a sammie the other day and I couldn't tell if I heard meowing or if it was someone's phone so I was looking around and the register guy noticed and was like "oh yeah, there's two of them. They're always calling for each other"

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 1d

You Can Have It All is about Punchdrunk's Viola's Room

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 1d

F+TM The Old Religion was 10000% written about S5 BBC Morgana Pendragon

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 2d

Do the kids these days even know about The Adventerous Adventures of One Direction

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 3d

Costume of the night so far is a mummified Metrocard. May she rest in peace 😔

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 4d

Watching the guy next to me at this diner eating matzah ball soup with a fork. Hell yeah king, fuck the rules

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 4d

Everything went fine and people were like "wow you're so comfortable and confident in front of a crowd" thank you, unfortunately I am an ex-theater kid

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 4d

Oh my god this morning I was on an absolutely dead silent subway car until an older couple got on and started very audibly and loudly listing their entire medical history to each other and I was like girl I feel like I'm violating HIPAA can we not do this...... Da Other City

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 5d

Imgur.... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years 🚬

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 5d

I have to present in the goddamn company-wide all hands tomorrow

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 5d

My boss pulled me aside and was like "are you okay you've been particularly quiet" girl I am in a fully different dimension right now and my eyeballs hurt. Can I go home.

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 6d

Goty for SURE

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 6d

Beat Hades 2 tonight >:3c

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 6d

So does this mean BBCA can have it back? Not that I really want to work on it again, especially while RTD is top dog but like. I do miss DW_BBCA sometimes.......

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 6d

"With Disney+ confirming they will not be partnering on the next season of [Doctor Who]" WILD NEWS but also yeah, I could've told you this. It's just like how every company that tried to buy Tumblr inevitably failed because they Just Don't Get The Audience

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 7d

Oh Zyrtec were really in it now

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 7d

It should be a rule that if I have to work while in The Allergies Dimension, I at least shouldn't have to sit through any meetings

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 8d

If this doesn't work out who wants to go to Colorado with me because I need to go to at least one Meow Wolf or else I'll combust

Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 8d

There's a Meow Wolf in the Dallas-Ft Worth area...... How can I make this work when I'm down there for Anime Frontier considering I didn't even think to go to the Houston one when I was in Houston

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 9d

I think I just walked past Jesse Eisenberg??? Should I go back and tell him I loved him in The Social Network

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 10d

@ my dnd party please stop watching Crit Role, it is setting an unrealistic expectation of what dnd should be like that I as your dm simply cannot compete with

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 11d

I wish Totodile was real SO bad :(

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Watt @onemegawatt.bsky.social · 12d

getting back to working on my crossbreeds soon. Here's a collection of the Johto babies I've done 🌿🔥💧

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 12d

Might fuck around and start carrying around an airhorn so whenever someone behaves egregiously in public I can not only shame them but also make their day worse

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