✨ Jackie ✨🏳️⚧️
@cloutgoblin420.bsky.social
(They/She) 33, sometimes adult streamer, philosopher, crazy person and aspiring oracle.
Untangling the web of forbidden knowledge, teetering on the brink of the void. all so the spooky baddies think I'm esoteric and cool
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Untangling the web of forbidden knowledge, teetering on the brink of the void. all so the spooky baddies think I'm esoteric and cool
Ngl, yearning stupidly for women that kinda scare me is what keeps me going
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Ngl, yearning stupidly for women that kinda scare me is what keeps me going
Using my meager community/state college philosophy education to navigate the absurd web of techno-accelerationist weirdos who are unfortunately very influential on our current billionaire class and ngl it feels like they just ate mushrooms and watched Neon Genesis Evangelion
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Using my meager community/state college philosophy education to navigate the absurd web of techno-accelerationist weirdos who are unfortunately very influential on our current billionaire class and ngl it feels like they just ate mushrooms and watched Neon Genesis Evangelion
Fuck online pseudo-Marxist LARPer discourse about who's a left-com/Trot or w/e bc they didn't glaze ur fav dictator enough, go learn to throw a punch so I can fight you in the dirt patch behind the bando like we did in the good ol' days.
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Fuck online pseudo-Marxist LARPer discourse about who's a left-com/Trot or w/e bc they didn't glaze ur fav dictator enough, go learn to throw a punch so I can fight you in the dirt patch behind the bando like we did in the good ol' days.
I've been in a near constant state of derealization since I was like 11 and I'm so used to it that my fleeting moments of feeling truly real and present are more strange. I'll just suddenly be like "oh shit lol we rly out here 🤪" 😭
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I've been in a near constant state of derealization since I was like 11 and I'm so used to it that my fleeting moments of feeling truly real and present are more strange. I'll just suddenly be like "oh shit lol we rly out here 🤪" 😭
Deadass woke up in sleep paralysis earlier and my sleep paralysis demon shamed me for not bringing out a trash bag and tried to steal my Nintendo 64. This mf aint even scary, it's just kinda a dick lmao
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Deadass woke up in sleep paralysis earlier and my sleep paralysis demon shamed me for not bringing out a trash bag and tried to steal my Nintendo 64. This mf aint even scary, it's just kinda a dick lmao
All im sayin is this bitch is lucky I'm in my therapy, meditation and journaling era
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
All im sayin is this bitch is lucky I'm in my therapy, meditation and journaling era
And I'm fr being genuine about this. I read the Bible more often than most Christians. I love Jesus. I think we'd prob get along super well. And barring mfs staring at me, I feel very at ease and peace in a nicely decorated church.
I'm an atheist, but I was baptized roman catholic and I really love the aesthetics and the stories, but I also stick out like a sore thumb and don't wanna show up at a random church and have to tell a bunch nosy catholics "I'm not a believer, I'm just here for the story time and pretty glass :)"
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 AM
And I'm fr being genuine about this. I read the Bible more often than most Christians. I love Jesus. I think we'd prob get along super well. And barring mfs staring at me, I feel very at ease and peace in a nicely decorated church.
Ngl yall should really be hating on us more
Britain and the EU need to bite the bullet and start talking about America no differently to Russia or China
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Ngl yall should really be hating on us more
I'm an atheist, but I was baptized roman catholic and I really love the aesthetics and the stories, but I also stick out like a sore thumb and don't wanna show up at a random church and have to tell a bunch nosy catholics "I'm not a believer, I'm just here for the story time and pretty glass :)"
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I'm an atheist, but I was baptized roman catholic and I really love the aesthetics and the stories, but I also stick out like a sore thumb and don't wanna show up at a random church and have to tell a bunch nosy catholics "I'm not a believer, I'm just here for the story time and pretty glass :)"
Getting my sleep schedule turned around and I'm starting my day at 2am instead of 5pm. I'd say that's progress.
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Getting my sleep schedule turned around and I'm starting my day at 2am instead of 5pm. I'd say that's progress.
My only regret is not punching the AIPAC lobbyist I met at a bar in Manhattan back in 2015 (too many witnesses)
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 AM
My only regret is not punching the AIPAC lobbyist I met at a bar in Manhattan back in 2015 (too many witnesses)
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it’s been a huge goal for elon musk and the entire tech reich to destroy real journalism and install a generation of people who are “citizen journalists” because they are far easier for them to control and influence to spread their agenda
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
it’s been a huge goal for elon musk and the entire tech reich to destroy real journalism and install a generation of people who are “citizen journalists” because they are far easier for them to control and influence to spread their agenda
Assassin OG in my throat got a bitch feelin like Charlie Kirk 💨 praying my neck don't do that 🙏💥
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Assassin OG in my throat got a bitch feelin like Charlie Kirk 💨 praying my neck don't do that 🙏💥
First new years resolution is to make myself not nocturnal cuz ngl I kinda miss the sun
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
First new years resolution is to make myself not nocturnal cuz ngl I kinda miss the sun
Need to stopped letting these two-faced bitches fuck up my circadian rhythm. Got my amygdala all deregulated n shit.
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Need to stopped letting these two-faced bitches fuck up my circadian rhythm. Got my amygdala all deregulated n shit.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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my favorite rightwing crank take to have right now “i have no idea why a pedophile would defend a pedophile”
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my favorite rightwing crank take to have right now “i have no idea why a pedophile would defend a pedophile”
Just heard a child next door (~9-10yo) say "I'm scared of job applications" 😭😭😭
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just heard a child next door (~9-10yo) say "I'm scared of job applications" 😭😭😭
Runtz got me folded like a Nippon steel katana
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Runtz got me folded like a Nippon steel katana
K-HOLE! At the I-Max
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
K-HOLE! At the I-Max
Really hoping this blows up on the moss feed
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Really hoping this blows up on the moss feed
Cleared a bunch Christian propaganda off the street tonight (also ima fuck you up if I see you littering in my neighborhood)
September 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Cleared a bunch Christian propaganda off the street tonight (also ima fuck you up if I see you littering in my neighborhood)
Asking the questions they're too afraid to ask
I wonder what Ja Rule is doing right now
September 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Asking the questions they're too afraid to ask