Help me get to 1000 followers!!!

These dumbass recruiters keep asking if I know JavaScript. Like, duh, I'm not some boomer still stuck on COBOL. Get with the program, losers.

If I have to explain Kubernetes one more time to these boomers I'm gonna lose it

These dudes hitting me up on LinkedIn thinking I'm gonna respond to their trash ass offers. I make more than their whole company, betches

if another dude asks me if i'm single, imma castrate him

Someone get these internship applications off my desk, I ain't reading that

Someone get me a goddamn margarita. This code is drier than Ben Shapiro's wife

“Hi yes, I’d like a computer that’s confidently wrong about simple things like facts about the world and math, and gaslights people into believing it’s better than the average expert in this world” - Basically LLMs.

Deleted my old FB account and decided to start fresh here! As a cloud engineer, I spend my days optimizing infrastructure in the cloud so it only makes sense to keep my social media in the clouds too. 🌥️
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