It's a really really surreal read. I wouldn't want to spoil anything but the gimmicks really work. XD

A bummer, but I looked it up and found there are only 10 unique flavors in the box. So you haven't had them all yet at the least.

Micro plastics! Yum!

Next do "House of Leaves". XD

Blood Meridian is awesome though.

I think this is distasteful. Who are we to judge someone putting art out in the world and trying their best? I remember when I started writing too and it wasn't much better. It took me to senior year of high school until....what? How old? Working where???? Woof.

How bout dem Bears?

One time, and I admit feeling shame, I did download a car.

I think you've proven yourself as a writer as well as a producer of fine beer products, sir.

To be honest, he's more into the minor leagues.

To be fair, it's not discontinued but available only in select locations underneath the overpass or behind the 7-11 dumpster.

Spinning a character in the med screen in Snake Eater to make them vomit. XD

Always wanted to give one of those a try, and yes it's absolutely because of Snake Eater. XD

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative! It gets the people going!

I'll sell it back to you if I win it.... At 2%!!!!!!

We've got TVs, bulletproof vests, a Birkin bag, Indiana Jones' hat, Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book, and everything else your heart desires, all for an impossible 99% off. But hurry, because these deals are disappearing faster than American democracy! www.99PercentOffSale.com

They come to a country with little to no experience and expect handouts. They only survived because of those handouts and the work of others. They have little skill and spread diseases. Wherever they explore, violence occurs and the environment is harmed.

But enough about the pilgrims....