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they live among us

I think if ever I come across this in the wild I'm going to play dumb.

Them: I asked chatGPT
Me: oh,who is that?
Them: Like an artificial intelligence search engine
Me: OMG AI IS REAL WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE WE ARE, RUN RUN, RUN BEFORE THE TERMINATORS GET US

It's so bizarre, can they not hear what they are saying?

...wow

But yes I am filled with the urge to commit fishy violence on the regular

My mother used to tell us if we didn't behave, she'd tear off our arm and beat us with the wet end.

We thought it was hilarious, but I think if I said that online in today's world the ridiculousness of it would be lost and I would get a ban 🙃

it's a jam

I admire the perseverance that would take

I could probably kill vampires with my skates...

Or, more likely, use them for zombies

I'm hopeful!

Good afternoon ;)

I've just started Jodie Matthews' Meet Me at the Surface

Looks like it's right up my alley

www.waterstones.com/book/meet-me...

It was so much more amazing in rl, you should go for a walk there some time

Thank you, it's mainly just Scotland being photogenic :D

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I mean obviously ;)