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Chad Fitzgerald
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Old dude trying to stay in the loop.
We can do better. I still believe we will. Although I am not as sure about that as I once was. Kindness is not a weakness.
Donald calls for death by execution after a PSA video to the military tells them not to follow unlawful orders. Leavitt says all of Donalds orders are lawful. Now according to this administration swastikas and nooses are considered divisive but are not hateful. America "accidentally" invaded Mexico.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Quiet, Quiet piggy! We will write it on his tombstone unless, of course, we bury him at sea. Donald tells us "things happen" as he fondles the crown prince in the White House. Donald believes "Maga" was his idea and nobody else's. And he knows what they want! Donald signs the Epstein bill!
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Donald suggests more tartar sauce. We the people have longed for the day! Yes please more tartar sauce! It's not an executive order so it might not really happen, more tartar sauce. Which is probably for the best since many of us can't afford McDonald's anymore anyway. Didn't we almost have it all!
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Donald does an about face on the Epstein files. Causing Republicans to suffer from whiplash. Now speculation about his motives will begin in earnest. As we should. What is really clear or certainly should be is that we no longer have a Legislature if Republicans only vote how Donald tells them to.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's my guess that if Democrats had evidence against them regarding Epstein we would already know it. What we are seeing now is simply further attempts to delay and distract. This man has gotten by with far too much for far too long. The implosion will be spectacular and catastrophic. It is coming.
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The petition will have its vote. The question is how will the Republicans cover their asses. Donald says we should be focusing on how badly the Democrats caved. The Epstein Shutdown was the longest in history! Megan Kelly thinks 15 is in the "barely legal" category. Their filth makes the skin crawl.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Grijalva was sworn in and the good lady is on fire! As promised she signed that petition. Much to Donald's dismay Epstein is back. His devoted followers aren't looking all that faithful these days. Rank and file Republicans are stepping out of line. Bad enough they may take Maxwell's puppy away.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The White House puts out an economic statement that uses DoorDash data, nobody knows the economy better. Donald pushes for a 50 year mortgage. If you don't starve then at least you will be in debt for the rest of your life. Laura T. thinks Fetterman is the shit and more Democrats should be like him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Donald's plan for our health care is to send us money directly. We the people are holding our breath in anticipation. In further attempts to starve us, Italian pasta is now on the hit list, as he threatens high tariffs. Dem. leadership has some explaining to do as shutdown vote heads to the House.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Rumor has it the shutdown is about to end. Likely why they had a rare Sunday meeting today. A fresh new debate lights itself on fire, did the Democrats cave!? Maybe, maybe not. Republicans have shown there would be no deals made. No real leverage for Democrats and Republicans are ruthless bastards.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Florida AG, James Uthmeier has called for Pensacola to cancel its "A Drag Queen Christmas" show at the Saenger Theatre scheduled for December 23rd. He calls it "demonic" and "sexually explicit". For the record uptight christian's and republicans wouldn't know a good show if it bit them on their ass.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
An iconic photograph was taken today. It captures the essence of Donald and this regime. A picture really is worth a 1000 words. Travel restrictions to start just in time for the holidays. In more positive news our Subway slinging hero was acquitted in DC today. In this case justice was served.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Those of us who had to vote yesterday did so overwhelmingly. Good job my fellow Americans.We spoke loudly and while Republicans may deny they have no choice but to listen. Let yesterday be a hint of what we will do next year. Celebrate today and keep looking forward to the work we have ahead of us.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We certainly have doubts about MTG being a voice of reason. Her appearance on The View proves that she can at least pretend to be a normal person. That she can indeed express herself in a calm adult manner. Choosing to do so another question. She loves Donald but Republican men in Congress are weak.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's better to recognize the 60 Minutes interview for what it was. CBS trying to appease a senile old man with delusions of grandeur. Only caught part of that interview and clearly no one is going to ask Donald a hard question and truly get him to answer it. All the man is capable of doing is lying.
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hegseth, Noem, Miller and Rubio now live on military bases, prompting questions as to why. It appears the only lasting thing Donald has done for America is destroying the East Wing of the White House. Judges have ordered that SNAP be funded but it remains unclear whether Donald will actually do so.
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Kevin Hassett says Canadian negotiators are "rude and dismissive." Must be something they learned from dealing with the current regime. Donald is pleased with the Lincoln bathroom remodel. All that polished marble will surely make him swoon. Time on his hands he turns his attention to Seth Meyers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Border patrol chief Bovino says "Americans should stop protesting if they don't want to get shot." Kristi says "No American citizens have been arrested or detained." Donald restricts the number of refugees to 7500. They will be mostly white South Africans now. Charlie's widow gets the feel on stage.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I suppose the best thing for us to do is stay calm and focused. Clearly there are plenty of reasons to run screaming for the hills. Donald seems intent on leading us to war. Not just among ourselves but with other countries as well. Might be why the demented fool wants to start testing our nukes.
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
N. Korean leader declined to meet with Donald. It appears that relationships are complicated even for a rich old fart like him. Remember Donald no means no. Ever the optimist Donald says here in America everything is just rosey! In reality millions face hunger, loss of healthcare and their freedom.
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Little Johnson of the House says Democrats are required to open the government. He's also saying that Republicans are not in Charge of the government. He's a crafty one that Little Johnson! Meanwhile Donald does a dance in Malaysia, who knows jerky dance moves might be what prompted the recent MRI.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We are going to continue to hear all about how elections are rigged. How "we might not even have midterm elections." Our most important thing to do is VOTE. If your State is having an election, for anything at all, you take your happy ass to vote in it. Method doesn't matter just make sure you do.
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jeffries endorses Mamdani. Talking heads say it's strategy, the rest of us say it's about time. The establishment Democrats are slow readers of the room I guess. Donald wants a new "golden fleet" to combat the threat from China. As for "golden" one has to wonder if it's literal or figurative.
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Donald's main priority is the grand ballroom. He cant be bothered with actual work you know. Instead the wannabe king is bombing boats out of the water. Siccing troops on Democratic cities. All as plans to make us sick, poor and hungry fall in place. What will three days bring look at the East Wing.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know I have tried several times to post a clever take, a thoughtful one. Something that has meaning, is helpful. God knows so much is happening and there is plenty to speak on. But my take tonight is just like many of yours.
Fuck Donald Trump! and Fuck Republicans. Fuck you if you support him!
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM