Okay, this is capital F Funny. *applause*

HC accepted!

Spider-Man, Tom Holland version, of course. 😀

You have way more relevant experience here than I do - that's a much better answer! 😀

right? For such great pay? Reality might very well get in the way of my armchair quarterbacking. As is, the paper doesn't meet any of the stated criteria. 0 is fair. *shrug* She could have written a paper that did fulfill the rubric and supported her opinion. She didn't. *shrug again*

didn't want to redo it, then I'd assign a zero. She very clearly failed to use any scholarly approach or intellectual rigor (I know, often asking too much, but I live in hope), so I hope I'd be able to give her the opportunity to fix it. Of course, TAs have *so* much time and energy to devote, 🧵

Crepuscular.

Wil, you ARE senpai; you know this, right?

And for good measure:

Faith & the Muse
Bauhaus
Sisters of Mercy
Siouxsie & the Banshees
VAST

... wut? Already? Okay, chalking that up to diagnosis. Hugs again.

Wait, what? Breakup? Oh no.

my name is Bus
and when I'm tired
(but transportation werk
is still required)
then all I want
is lyttle doze
I line up my frens
we blok the roads

I hope you don't back down on the boycott! Even as an American, I think it's a good thing for Canada. Fuck tariffs. TNSF!

The last person who scoffed and said Gail couldn't hurt them ended up getting eaten by a bear.

Absolutely! For a fic with actual understanding of human nature, I will overlook all kinds of things that would otherwise kick me out. Giving these characters depth and dimension - yeeeeessss, more!

This is my favorite thing about fic: the way writers reject MCU reality and substitute it with their own. "Nope, that's dumb, try this instead." I wish I knew more fic writers' bsky handles.

For the greater good