Bertie
@clert.bsky.social
Associate editor at Eurogamer. Writes, sometimes podcasts, talks a lot. I'd rather live in a fantasy land. (He/him)
A million Days later... (And now the real mystery begins)
July 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A million Days later... (And now the real mystery begins)
A quick post to say I'm writing The Alters review for Eurogamer but that it'll probably go up tomorrow because I'm taking a bit more time to play it
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A quick post to say I'm writing The Alters review for Eurogamer but that it'll probably go up tomorrow because I'm taking a bit more time to play it
Just browsing some Baldur's Gate 3 concept art and, oh, yep, that's a, that's a sexy dinosaur
June 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Just browsing some Baldur's Gate 3 concept art and, oh, yep, that's a, that's a sexy dinosaur
Don't worry, world, I will save you. This is a face you can trust in
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Don't worry, world, I will save you. This is a face you can trust in
Um why does this crochet potato have a cute bum www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
May 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Um why does this crochet potato have a cute bum www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
Here's me, proclaiming loudly and emotionally how much fun I've had working alongside you for 15 years, while you do some actual work. A typical scene. <3 forever, Tombo!
May 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Here's me, proclaiming loudly and emotionally how much fun I've had working alongside you for 15 years, while you do some actual work. A typical scene. <3 forever, Tombo!
Ticked a long-running goal of mine off at the weekend and ran my first TTRPG session 💪 Played Eat the Reich by @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social, a blistering, rules-light action-packed adventure about liberating wartime Paris from Nazis in brutally over the top ways.
One big thing the game does...
One big thing the game does...
May 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Ticked a long-running goal of mine off at the weekend and ran my first TTRPG session 💪 Played Eat the Reich by @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social, a blistering, rules-light action-packed adventure about liberating wartime Paris from Nazis in brutally over the top ways.
One big thing the game does...
One big thing the game does...
The frickin' doors on that game! Why have one huge Hell door when you can have three that open in sequential order?
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The frickin' doors on that game! Why have one huge Hell door when you can have three that open in sequential order?
Swatting up on Doom Eternal and my god that's a pretty game!
March 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Swatting up on Doom Eternal and my god that's a pretty game!
Periodic shout out to my Heatka heated mouse mat which has been a game changer for me and my chilly Raynaud's fingers! (Heatka.co.uk)
January 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Periodic shout out to my Heatka heated mouse mat which has been a game changer for me and my chilly Raynaud's fingers! (Heatka.co.uk)
Post somebody you’ve been told you look like, who you definitely don’t look like.
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Post somebody you’ve been told you look like, who you definitely don’t look like.
Just, um, popped out for a speculative audition the other day and landed myself a part in a gosh darn musical. Performance first week of April, in Brighton.
It's Sondheim's Company and I'm playing David. Put on by the Brighton and Hove Operatic Society (BHOS).
A musical! Did I say that already?
It's Sondheim's Company and I'm playing David. Put on by the Brighton and Hove Operatic Society (BHOS).
A musical! Did I say that already?
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just, um, popped out for a speculative audition the other day and landed myself a part in a gosh darn musical. Performance first week of April, in Brighton.
It's Sondheim's Company and I'm playing David. Put on by the Brighton and Hove Operatic Society (BHOS).
A musical! Did I say that already?
It's Sondheim's Company and I'm playing David. Put on by the Brighton and Hove Operatic Society (BHOS).
A musical! Did I say that already?
I've worked out how to wind up D&D players (dice goblins specifically). May I present to you: Organised
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I've worked out how to wind up D&D players (dice goblins specifically). May I present to you: Organised
So bizarre the comments being out on Eurogamer. Makes me realise how important they are to the feel of the site. There's been an uptick in Discord activity - discord.gg/eurogamer - as a result though! Also on Discord, courtesy of @mrtom.uk...
November 5, 2024 at 10:37 AM
So bizarre the comments being out on Eurogamer. Makes me realise how important they are to the feel of the site. There's been an uptick in Discord activity - discord.gg/eurogamer - as a result though! Also on Discord, courtesy of @mrtom.uk...
Comic Con you were delicious! Bags are a bit heavier (two DM guides!) on the way home, and my legs are weaker. Lovely few days out after being holed up indoors for a bit ❤️
October 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Comic Con you were delicious! Bags are a bit heavier (two DM guides!) on the way home, and my legs are weaker. Lovely few days out after being holed up indoors for a bit ❤️
Hello hello hello, what's this then? My demo station for the day. Several hours later, I've got lots of thoughts and gigabytes of video to share. Embargo not for a fair few days but keep those eyes peeled!
September 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Hello hello hello, what's this then? My demo station for the day. Several hours later, I've got lots of thoughts and gigabytes of video to share. Embargo not for a fair few days but keep those eyes peeled!
Rocking the Eurogamer logo as I fly out to the US 🫡
September 3, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Rocking the Eurogamer logo as I fly out to the US 🫡
Just chillin', as one does
February 12, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Just chillin', as one does
Deep in rehearsals again for a play (Dangerous Liaisons). Only a small part - the valet Azolan - but endlessly fascinated by building backstories for characters and how alike it is to playing RPGs. I could do it all day, forever and ever. Oh also: swordfighting
February 1, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Deep in rehearsals again for a play (Dangerous Liaisons). Only a small part - the valet Azolan - but endlessly fascinated by building backstories for characters and how alike it is to playing RPGs. I could do it all day, forever and ever. Oh also: swordfighting
Does anyone else have a kind of zone-out fidgety habit? Mine is absolutely running the back of my fingers back and forwards across my beard, to feel the changing of the hair direction. I don't know why but I do this A LOT. I must collectively spend hours a day doing this 😳
October 20, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Does anyone else have a kind of zone-out fidgety habit? Mine is absolutely running the back of my fingers back and forwards across my beard, to feel the changing of the hair direction. I don't know why but I do this A LOT. I must collectively spend hours a day doing this 😳
A little bit of EGX chicken-horsing around! In delightful company with @ianhigton.bsky.social, Tom and Wheels (who I don't think are on Bluesky?). Playing the fiendish Ultimate Chicken Horse 🐔🐎
October 15, 2023 at 12:06 PM
A little bit of EGX chicken-horsing around! In delightful company with @ianhigton.bsky.social, Tom and Wheels (who I don't think are on Bluesky?). Playing the fiendish Ultimate Chicken Horse 🐔🐎