Clem
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Clem
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Can we re-sign Sterling for just this game?
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I'd go:

Kepa;
Nichols, Mosquera, Salmon, Lewis-Skelly;
Merino, Eze, Norgaard;
Madueke, Harriman-Annous, Sagoe Jr

Show this fixture the contempt it deserves
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Pretty much. Last matchday dead rubbers for the most part (especially Arsenal). And you could understand why fans of all three clubs might want to have a football break right now!
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Trade threats have escalated from 'prod' to 'bazooka'. We are not yet at the 'banana bomb' phase. Heaven forbid we enter 'concrete sheep' discussions or enact the 'holy hand grenade' contingency
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reporting "bazooka" in quotes surely outs your source to one of 2 or 3 people in the world who use that word
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Knew a guy once whose entire job was to make royalty-free versions of songs that would've otherwise been prohibitively expensive to license for ads etc. Bloc Party, White Stripes, Foster The People all among top hits. Wouldn't be suprised if it's this - or equally, an AI equivalent
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Another Hull is possible"

A finger curls on the monkey's paw
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It should be a 14 minute long black-and-white industrial metal music video directed by Srdjan Spasojevic, with the soundtrack by Aphex Twin and Rammstein
January 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The big movie companies pay their IPs way too much respect to allow any artistry. Get Greta Gerwig to do a Tom Bombadil special, fuck it
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's like HS2 all over again
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I've vowed to go the next year I have a London-based Christmas (maybe next year) - probably with kids in tow. Come with for a 9am Guinness and mystery meat?
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
From experience, this wouldn't be accurate because most parents I know only film the bit(s) their kid(s) are in.
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Geneva Convention: ""torture" means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as ... punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed"

I can see the results of said act, and they're singing Jingle Bells
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'd say we should commission a report, but I couldn't live with the guilt of sending someone to collect the primary data
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Christ. That whole site is just obscene - especially this one which has a worse exterior as 90% of modern social housing blocks but is priced like a mid table Premier League midfielder.

sothebysrealty.co.uk/properties/b...
Bulk Units for Sale in Knights House: Connected via direct lift: Three Apartments, One Prestigious Address | UK Sotheby's International Realty
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November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I won't incriminate myself by saying how long it took me to realise
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I had this once but the thing I forgot was "I have a child that needs to be collected from nursery". Please never mention this to Clarisse
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Isle of Dongs
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I have a theory he's Olivier Giroud's Luigi
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This starts in 4 hours (midnight UK time). Feels apt for the moment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Faw...
Guy Fawkes Night - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not sure I trust our recent record of picking appropriate commercial partners, but then again I like the sound of the Visit Guantanamo Arena
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM