Trade threats have escalated from 'prod' to 'bazooka'. We are not yet at the 'banana bomb' phase. Heaven forbid we enter 'concrete sheep' discussions or enact the 'holy hand grenade' contingency

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In Premier League football grounds, the press box are given a free buffet. It varies, but generally they like to treat the press to some decent food. Here's the official rule from the PL handbook:

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