🎼 Clef
@clef-tes.bsky.social
they/them 🏳️⚧️ trans nb, ace, pencil pusher, former massage therapist, non-state actor
I can hear the music just looking at them
a man is standing in front of a blue and orange background while holding a sword .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a blue and orange background while holding a sword .
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November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I can hear the music just looking at them
The verses are lit, so the song was a hit
(regardless of some research errors)
No tune's ever held quite so many enspelled
By a ballad of freshwater terrors
(regardless of some research errors)
No tune's ever held quite so many enspelled
By a ballad of freshwater terrors
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The verses are lit, so the song was a hit
(regardless of some research errors)
No tune's ever held quite so many enspelled
By a ballad of freshwater terrors
(regardless of some research errors)
No tune's ever held quite so many enspelled
By a ballad of freshwater terrors
He's so cooked that he's *almost* looped around to nationalizing the health insurance industry and creating a single-payer system
My fingers are crossed he dives over that cliff 🤞
My fingers are crossed he dives over that cliff 🤞
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He's so cooked that he's *almost* looped around to nationalizing the health insurance industry and creating a single-payer system
My fingers are crossed he dives over that cliff 🤞
My fingers are crossed he dives over that cliff 🤞
My favorite diner is my favorite largely because the owner will just tell people to fuck off if she doesn't like their vibe
Make customers afraid again
Make customers afraid again
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My favorite diner is my favorite largely because the owner will just tell people to fuck off if she doesn't like their vibe
Make customers afraid again
Make customers afraid again
Tbh it'd be even better if it was literally all just Sloane making it up
Like, he walked into a credulous admiral's office and said "we have people everywhere" when it was literally just him and then he played that into connections everywhere
Like, he walked into a credulous admiral's office and said "we have people everywhere" when it was literally just him and then he played that into connections everywhere
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tbh it'd be even better if it was literally all just Sloane making it up
Like, he walked into a credulous admiral's office and said "we have people everywhere" when it was literally just him and then he played that into connections everywhere
Like, he walked into a credulous admiral's office and said "we have people everywhere" when it was literally just him and then he played that into connections everywhere
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Elon Musk was out-witted by a Pop Tart. www.cracked.com/article_3884...
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Elon Musk was out-witted by a Pop Tart. www.cracked.com/article_3884...
For once in American history, somebody who had the chance to do the funniest thing actually did it
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For once in American history, somebody who had the chance to do the funniest thing actually did it
THE ECONOMIST'S CREDULITY BETRAYS ITS DEGENERACY. THEY ARE ALL HAM SANDWICH.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
THE ECONOMIST'S CREDULITY BETRAYS ITS DEGENERACY. THEY ARE ALL HAM SANDWICH.
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Change in Headline
"Hai mai laudate il sole, puttana?!"
Dark Souls The Pruld GIF
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November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"Hai mai laudate il sole, puttana?!"
Does #4 come with the guy???
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Does #4 come with the guy???
Fingers crossed for excellent sales so that someday we get DS9 🤞
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fingers crossed for excellent sales so that someday we get DS9 🤞
A couple years ago a friend of mine started offering trick-or-treaters a choice between candy or a potato
This year he had to tell kids that in order to get the potato they *had* to take Skittles too
This year he had to tell kids that in order to get the potato they *had* to take Skittles too
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A couple years ago a friend of mine started offering trick-or-treaters a choice between candy or a potato
This year he had to tell kids that in order to get the potato they *had* to take Skittles too
This year he had to tell kids that in order to get the potato they *had* to take Skittles too
Can't wait for the live action adaptation of Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can't wait for the live action adaptation of Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken
There's a broad class of politicians who are the equivalent of a guy who learned therapy speak, who oscillates between Alpha Male and Smol Bean With Anxiety depending on the situation
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There's a broad class of politicians who are the equivalent of a guy who learned therapy speak, who oscillates between Alpha Male and Smol Bean With Anxiety depending on the situation
His true greatest role
a close up of a creature with a very large head
ALT: a close up of a creature with a very large head
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November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
His true greatest role
I love Odo and even I know that ACAB absolutely applies to him (but also stands for Assigned Constable At Birth)
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love Odo and even I know that ACAB absolutely applies to him (but also stands for Assigned Constable At Birth)
It's worth a watch! John Lithgow gives a surprisingly great performance as Roberta and tbh is pure trans auntie goals
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's worth a watch! John Lithgow gives a surprisingly great performance as Roberta and tbh is pure trans auntie goals
Nobody ever remembers World According To Garp, which is a movie I have very complex feelings about (not least because I'm trans) but the movie absolutely would not work without his portrayal of a warm and kind but unstable man
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nobody ever remembers World According To Garp, which is a movie I have very complex feelings about (not least because I'm trans) but the movie absolutely would not work without his portrayal of a warm and kind but unstable man