CleanupHitter
@cleanuphitter.com
Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Would have been nice to have a Twins-Rangers game featuring dueling Senators unis.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Would have been nice to have a Twins-Rangers game featuring dueling Senators unis.
I look into those eyes and I see him for what he is: one of those rat-eating aliens from "V."
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I look into those eyes and I see him for what he is: one of those rat-eating aliens from "V."
To be fair, he's very good at dining and dashing. Dude famously knows how to ditch a dinner check.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
To be fair, he's very good at dining and dashing. Dude famously knows how to ditch a dinner check.
The ghost of Don Baylor understands none of this.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The ghost of Don Baylor understands none of this.
Everything else is jockeying for second place behind Elvis Grbac and the whole clusterf*** behind People magazine's "Sexiest Athlete" in 1998.
(Short version: Photographer mistakenly shot the wrong guy. People editorial staff said, "Screw it. Just go with what we have.")
(Short version: Photographer mistakenly shot the wrong guy. People editorial staff said, "Screw it. Just go with what we have.")
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everything else is jockeying for second place behind Elvis Grbac and the whole clusterf*** behind People magazine's "Sexiest Athlete" in 1998.
(Short version: Photographer mistakenly shot the wrong guy. People editorial staff said, "Screw it. Just go with what we have.")
(Short version: Photographer mistakenly shot the wrong guy. People editorial staff said, "Screw it. Just go with what we have.")
Except he does have some pretty relaxed views on marital monogamy. He was married when filming "The Ringer" about 20 years ago and famously screwed about half the women in Austin.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Except he does have some pretty relaxed views on marital monogamy. He was married when filming "The Ringer" about 20 years ago and famously screwed about half the women in Austin.
A Top 5 punchable smirk face.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A Top 5 punchable smirk face.
Sark always seems surprised when the other team keeps trying and doesn’t roll over.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sark always seems surprised when the other team keeps trying and doesn’t roll over.
They'll always be bois d'arc to me.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They'll always be bois d'arc to me.
Wonder if he's any kin to Stan Halen from a favorite episode of "Workaholics."
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wonder if he's any kin to Stan Halen from a favorite episode of "Workaholics."
Dammit. You got got in just before me.
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dammit. You got got in just before me.
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
I hope when you were typing her name you mentally pronounced it "BOO-kay."
Weeknight though it may be, guess I'm having a couple of martinis tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Weeknight though it may be, guess I'm having a couple of martinis tonight.
Were you just waiting -- hoping -- for the host to ask about Himmler so you could FINALLY spring the line?
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Were you just waiting -- hoping -- for the host to ask about Himmler so you could FINALLY spring the line?
The ghost of 1987 Nolan Ryan appears before him, shaking heavy chains like Jacob Marley.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The ghost of 1987 Nolan Ryan appears before him, shaking heavy chains like Jacob Marley.
Did Eric Stoltz do the voice work for his character or did they bring in a soundalike?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Did Eric Stoltz do the voice work for his character or did they bring in a soundalike?
Look, the guy just wants some nice music that's good for having in the background while sending unsolicited dick pics and Bad Bunny ruins the whole experience.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Look, the guy just wants some nice music that's good for having in the background while sending unsolicited dick pics and Bad Bunny ruins the whole experience.
One of the all-time great inning-eating guys to anchor the tail-end slots of a rotation. Many an overworked bullpen saved, thanks to Rick Helling.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the all-time great inning-eating guys to anchor the tail-end slots of a rotation. Many an overworked bullpen saved, thanks to Rick Helling.
Such a great list. Do want to give a shout out to Terrence Howard, who many ignorant people think is only an actor, for his groundbreaking working in writing the seminal piece listed in the 8th spot.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Such a great list. Do want to give a shout out to Terrence Howard, who many ignorant people think is only an actor, for his groundbreaking working in writing the seminal piece listed in the 8th spot.
The true parts:
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The true parts:
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.
* There was a foray.
* He did have a friend who had parents.
* He did once get dry mouth from drinking too much.
* He has been both bored and disgusted with himself.
* Some pajamas are pink.