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horses hate me! and five other weird tricks to die in a stampede
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in front of her breakfast...
“Circumstances being as they are, I of course do not resent your pathetic attempts at self-pleasure if they provide you with some measure of peace,” Hubert said, speaking just loudly enough that Caspar and Edelgard could hear. Edelgard, behind Hubert’s back, closed her eyes and sighed and turned away. Ferdinand flushed but did not back down—no, he could sense that Hubert would respect him less if he were to meekly apologize. “I apologize if you were troubled,” Ferdinand said. “But you cannot blame me—I maintained as perfect of a degree of silence as I could. I thought you said you did not resent it.” “I do not,” Hubert said patiently. “I do not see you mentioning to Edelgard how loud she is being—” “The emperor, being considerate of those around her, requires that her lovers bite the pillow as she pleasures them.” “That’s awesome,” Caspar said. He lifted his fist to Edelgard’s. Edelgard returned the gesture. A ripple of minor but truly felt suffering spread across her face. She looked to Hubert and Ferdinand. “Do this elsewhere,” she said.
May 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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face reveal
April 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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sir
Blurry photo of a cat reaching up to snatch something just out of frame Blurry photo of cat attacking something just out of frame
January 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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floor james is a man of the people but fridge james is sir how dare you disturb my slumber
James, a brown and white bicolor tabby cat, sits in a box on top of the fridge. He looks displeased and sleepy and has one paw extended. He is wearing a collar with his name tag.
April 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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remembered I have this app on my phone
Birdhouses attached to wooden slats over a takeout window fall/winter wardrobe shot Heart shaped patch that says nothing matters James the cat standing in a sunbeam
March 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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mr meow meow at it again
January 6, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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looking as normal as ever, young man
JAMES the cat attacking the wand toy. he's thrilled
August 27, 2023 at 8:30 PM