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horses hate me! and five other weird tricks to die in a stampede
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November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bug moment
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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some dragons 🐉
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
what if edelgard discovers friendship and tries to level it up but the friendship mechanic is instead based on being truthful, kind, and a good time, none of which she can do with her pussy
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what if there’s a magic spell that makes it so hubert can verify if people are loyal to edelgard and it only works if he nuts on their face
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
imagine hubert discovering a sex magic that makes it so that you cannot be hypnotized or magically compelled to tell the truth but it only works if you have a threesome and if everyone has to simultaneously bottom for a big truth they’re not ready for (war wrong)
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"catnap", 2025 / digital print

lmao still iterating on this concept a bit i took this book to a fair and reading it is KSDFL ORIENTATIONALLY LOCKED. which like, working as designed but also so so so stupid. anyway it's a book about "experiencing the weather you're already experiencing but smaller"
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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If infant botulism w Clostridium spores *in baby formula!!!* is not treated as an immediate food safety emergency- nothing is safe.

Literally how the hell can the privacy of food distro lists be more important than getting all that formula the fuck off the shelves. They waited A WEEK! 🤬
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
FDA delays left recalled baby formula on store shelves, food safety expert says
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
really think there’s a world where edelgard and rhea are fighting for control of their local hoa and it gets written up in the local church newsletter as “holy lesbian egglaying sex party to be replaced by false promises of egalitarianism at the glory hole”
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
sadomasochism is where you’ll do anything your teacher mom says, including beating up your giant girlfriend
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
why not why not. why not have everyone come in ferdinand’s mouth and make him swallow. hubert has told him edelgard made it a job requirement
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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to fix a collar gap on a budget, stick a pin in the collar like this to prevent your head from dropping
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Today's theme for #birdoftheday is #staredown set by @robcrank68.bsky.social You can't get a more piercing glare than that of a Sparrowhawk. Male, taken in my garden in the Spring.🪶 #birdingwales #ukbirding #nature #ukwildlife #birdsofprey
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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June 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM