Clare
@claredactyl.bsky.social
the standing up ness of it all
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Clare
@claredactyl.bsky.social
· Oct 19
2 Corinthians 11:14: "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light."
THANKS HONEY
THANKS HONEY
Why do I even have a regular job all I want to do is learn languages
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why do I even have a regular job all I want to do is learn languages
Hate the mandatory public accounts of this app bc I want to tweet a question about driving to my general group of acquaintances but I absolutely do NOT want any other person's opinion about it
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hate the mandatory public accounts of this app bc I want to tweet a question about driving to my general group of acquaintances but I absolutely do NOT want any other person's opinion about it
Well we just stopped at a cafe and I ordered a long black and they put milk in it without asking me
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well we just stopped at a cafe and I ordered a long black and they put milk in it without asking me
What are some of your favorite go-to TV/movie quotes that AREN'T iconic?
For example, two highly-used phrases in our house are "it is the thing itself" (Elementary, TV, ref: a essential quality) and "that car is FUCKED up" (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang outtakes reel, ref: a fucked up car)
For example, two highly-used phrases in our house are "it is the thing itself" (Elementary, TV, ref: a essential quality) and "that car is FUCKED up" (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang outtakes reel, ref: a fucked up car)
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What are some of your favorite go-to TV/movie quotes that AREN'T iconic?
For example, two highly-used phrases in our house are "it is the thing itself" (Elementary, TV, ref: a essential quality) and "that car is FUCKED up" (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang outtakes reel, ref: a fucked up car)
For example, two highly-used phrases in our house are "it is the thing itself" (Elementary, TV, ref: a essential quality) and "that car is FUCKED up" (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang outtakes reel, ref: a fucked up car)
You know you're all right for a day hike when your car thinks your backpacks are children and exhorts you to buckle them in
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know you're all right for a day hike when your car thinks your backpacks are children and exhorts you to buckle them in
@ Bendigo (installation outside the Chinese Museum)
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@ Bendigo (installation outside the Chinese Museum)
S: we're going stay in a converted train car
Me: what, like Derek Hale?
(Not exactly like that, no)
Me: what, like Derek Hale?
(Not exactly like that, no)
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
S: we're going stay in a converted train car
Me: what, like Derek Hale?
(Not exactly like that, no)
Me: what, like Derek Hale?
(Not exactly like that, no)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
"they have become pests and thieves" okay first of all God made them like that it is man who has erred. Also please please please do not feed the parrots
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"they have become pests and thieves" okay first of all God made them like that it is man who has erred. Also please please please do not feed the parrots
The number of signs in this town that are like "don't feed the parrots 😭 please" oh my God what a nightmare
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The number of signs in this town that are like "don't feed the parrots 😭 please" oh my God what a nightmare
“yo ozymandias here, this my shit”
“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”
from this leonsbuddydave.tumblr.com/post/6153696... rewrite of ozymandias and yes it IS its own poem
“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”
from this leonsbuddydave.tumblr.com/post/6153696... rewrite of ozymandias and yes it IS its own poem
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
“yo ozymandias here, this my shit”
“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”
from this leonsbuddydave.tumblr.com/post/6153696... rewrite of ozymandias and yes it IS its own poem
“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”
from this leonsbuddydave.tumblr.com/post/6153696... rewrite of ozymandias and yes it IS its own poem
Sultana Bran (intentionally allowed to become mush)
midnight snacks of shame wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Sultana Bran (intentionally allowed to become mush)
One of my water bottles was leaking and I spent the last 2.5 days looking for a new one but I just found this one in an empty parking lot
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
One of my water bottles was leaking and I spent the last 2.5 days looking for a new one but I just found this one in an empty parking lot
This extremely British RP-accented woman in the Air ZN lounge has two (grand?god?)daughters named Willow and Amber who she obviously loves and supports and based on the lively conversation between herself and her companions I have learned:
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This extremely British RP-accented woman in the Air ZN lounge has two (grand?god?)daughters named Willow and Amber who she obviously loves and supports and based on the lively conversation between herself and her companions I have learned:
“You sound almost human,” Helen Goidell said.
“That’s deceptive,” I told her. “I turn it on and off.”
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“That’s deceptive,” I told her. “I turn it on and off.”
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November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“You sound almost human,” Helen Goidell said.
“That’s deceptive,” I told her. “I turn it on and off.”
📚💛💛💛
“That’s deceptive,” I told her. “I turn it on and off.”
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Got to the airport before the staff who man the check in and bag drop so I went back to the car to eat my breakfast
I have to get up at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Got to the airport before the staff who man the check in and bag drop so I went back to the car to eat my breakfast
I have to get up at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I have to get up at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning
Slept for 10 hours because if there's one thing I'm good at it's taking advantage of opportunities to maintain myself well
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Slept for 10 hours because if there's one thing I'm good at it's taking advantage of opportunities to maintain myself well
I gave a charitable donation and the head of the organization phoned me today to thank me and it was the most disoriented and concise donor relations phone imaginable
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I gave a charitable donation and the head of the organization phoned me today to thank me and it was the most disoriented and concise donor relations phone imaginable
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You gotta come out for the garden tour next year @bgoodg.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You gotta come out for the garden tour next year @bgoodg.bsky.social
The dusty people of this rose (Cuppa Tea) does not come through in a photo cc @arysteia.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The dusty people of this rose (Cuppa Tea) does not come through in a photo cc @arysteia.bsky.social
Having a fairly hard time doing some difficult work and school combination which I signed up for and which is entirely within my capacity. I do like running below full capacity though
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Having a fairly hard time doing some difficult work and school combination which I signed up for and which is entirely within my capacity. I do like running below full capacity though
