Guess who’s awake!

My baby is cool and should not be expected to sleep through leaf blowers!

Also it is unreasonable for everyone in the world to be quiet during my baby’s nap. But. What if we could get that going?

CAN TOO*** ugh whatever im sleepy.

Genuinely my daily Starbucks order is probably the number one thing I am obsessive about, and if I can skip it DESPITE my baby sleeping hella bad last night, you can to.

The baristas are nice and they work hard! Support them!

I remember reading at 15 years old that the PRESIDENT of HARVARD thought women had tiny stupid brains. Since then I’ve watched him succeed over and over and face no consequences for his bad choices and dumbass opinions. He should have been ousted from society two decades ago.

My girl was in her carrier just so I could try to do some chores. Should have left her there and called it weightlifting.

@ptibz.younghorses.com don’t worry she’s awake now because I committed the gravest crime: putting her in her crib.