Baby Ledecky
@claireeinstein.bsky.social
art, comedy, dog, media, idiot
MN -> Chicago -> New York -> Los Angeles
MN -> Chicago -> New York -> Los Angeles
SHE SURE DID PHIL
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
SHE SURE DID PHIL
I never deleted the old HBO Max app and now I don’t know which one to shoot
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I never deleted the old HBO Max app and now I don’t know which one to shoot
It’s nice that I have so much time to read during my maternity leave. For example, I read a book called “Are You Wiggly?” 3-5 times every day. The household consensus is that the best page is the fish.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s nice that I have so much time to read during my maternity leave. For example, I read a book called “Are You Wiggly?” 3-5 times every day. The household consensus is that the best page is the fish.
I’ve had Hulu since 2008. I love Hulu. I just upped my subscription. Goodbye you hyper-verticalized cowards.
September 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve had Hulu since 2008. I love Hulu. I just upped my subscription. Goodbye you hyper-verticalized cowards.
Just got my appointment and I feel extremely relieved about it. Here’s the confirmation screen you now get to confirm you have a risk factor, all you gotta do is click yes.
August 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just got my appointment and I feel extremely relieved about it. Here’s the confirmation screen you now get to confirm you have a risk factor, all you gotta do is click yes.
Found him!
Anyway they wanted to talk about that Florida guy who stole $10M and then his mom basically paid $1M to get a pardon, and how terrible it was for all the employees who thought they were getting their social security contributions and didn’t. Just double checking he could still be sued.
Anyway they wanted to talk about that Florida guy who stole $10M and then his mom basically paid $1M to get a pardon, and how terrible it was for all the employees who thought they were getting their social security contributions and didn’t. Just double checking he could still be sued.
May 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Found him!
Anyway they wanted to talk about that Florida guy who stole $10M and then his mom basically paid $1M to get a pardon, and how terrible it was for all the employees who thought they were getting their social security contributions and didn’t. Just double checking he could still be sued.
Anyway they wanted to talk about that Florida guy who stole $10M and then his mom basically paid $1M to get a pardon, and how terrible it was for all the employees who thought they were getting their social security contributions and didn’t. Just double checking he could still be sued.
Me: Hi so sorry for being a few minutes late —
My husband: Hey are you in a meeting?
Me: Yeah
My husband: Real quick though do you wanna see a brown widow spider?
Me: Can you guys hang on for just oooonnnnnneeee minute I gotta look at a spider.
My husband: Hey are you in a meeting?
Me: Yeah
My husband: Real quick though do you wanna see a brown widow spider?
Me: Can you guys hang on for just oooonnnnnneeee minute I gotta look at a spider.
February 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me: Hi so sorry for being a few minutes late —
My husband: Hey are you in a meeting?
Me: Yeah
My husband: Real quick though do you wanna see a brown widow spider?
Me: Can you guys hang on for just oooonnnnnneeee minute I gotta look at a spider.
My husband: Hey are you in a meeting?
Me: Yeah
My husband: Real quick though do you wanna see a brown widow spider?
Me: Can you guys hang on for just oooonnnnnneeee minute I gotta look at a spider.
As someone who has happily used Grammarly for years, I'm so excited to report that it appears the recent AI updates have invented cool, helpful new words like 'ticle' and 'ength.' Define them however you want! Who cares anymore!
January 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
As someone who has happily used Grammarly for years, I'm so excited to report that it appears the recent AI updates have invented cool, helpful new words like 'ticle' and 'ength.' Define them however you want! Who cares anymore!
Very foggy Los Angeles New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Very foggy Los Angeles New Year’s Eve
Been spending all day in full otter mode: holding onto this excellent rock I've been keeping in my pocket.
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Been spending all day in full otter mode: holding onto this excellent rock I've been keeping in my pocket.
The feed view betrayed you today
December 7, 2024 at 1:16 AM
The feed view betrayed you today
Yeah I can get that to you by end of day, no problem.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Yeah I can get that to you by end of day, no problem.
IT'S CALLED FRIENDSHIP @gjgilbert.bsky.social GETS IT
November 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
IT'S CALLED FRIENDSHIP @gjgilbert.bsky.social GETS IT
I broke my foot and had a pretty miserable day until my husband came in to see my boot and yelled "they gave you a low-top!"
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I broke my foot and had a pretty miserable day until my husband came in to see my boot and yelled "they gave you a low-top!"
May I follow up with: what love looks like
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 AM
May I follow up with: what love looks like
May I draw your attention to: Joby.
November 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
May I draw your attention to: Joby.
You needed to stick around for the after-credits scene to find out the real twist of this commercial.
November 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
You needed to stick around for the after-credits scene to find out the real twist of this commercial.
For now I’m going to end on my favorite fake word I’ve come up with. Ok this made me feel better for like 4 minutes. Kind of.
November 7, 2024 at 12:11 AM
For now I’m going to end on my favorite fake word I’ve come up with. Ok this made me feel better for like 4 minutes. Kind of.
Huge news, looking through this gallery has confirmed a suspicion: spelling bee grids are reused!!! October 2022 and September 2024. A fitting overlap.
November 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Huge news, looking through this gallery has confirmed a suspicion: spelling bee grids are reused!!! October 2022 and September 2024. A fitting overlap.
This section is called “fun with conjunctions”
November 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
This section is called “fun with conjunctions”
Next we have “slang/modern words that I genuinely thought would be on the word list, how dare you”
November 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Next we have “slang/modern words that I genuinely thought would be on the word list, how dare you”