Sedentary reminder? Oh, hell no. If my desk starts saying "Yo, sloth boy! Gets some steps in" ... Right into a wood chipper.

WE DONT NEED SMART EVERYTHING

Well yea, he dropped over a hundred Truths last night over 5 hours. Its hard work!

Im making stupid noises outloud to match that picture.

Also, isn't she like the 5th lawyer to wreck their legal career going to bat for stinky?

How many lawyers gave ruined their careers going to bat for him?

A group of GenXers is called a “whatever”.

While this is cool in a scientific sense, im a Marylander and this is indeed poaching. A bushel of large males will run you about as much as a set of new tires.

Welp, ya got *something* right there, bud...

"Informed consumers"
You know the scammers are salivating at this idea, and those who dont get scammed are most likely not going to use it for insurance.

They're just outright at war with modern medicine at this point. Make leeches great again!