newport jane
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I am 3 women in a trench coat pretending to be one bigger woman. you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette?
CEO stands for Close every opportunity. Just this morning a gentleman offered to sell me his bus ticket, I managed to negotiate a favorable price and was only 26 minutes late for my meeting.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
CEO stands for Close every opportunity. Just this morning a gentleman offered to sell me his bus ticket, I managed to negotiate a favorable price and was only 26 minutes late for my meeting.
i fuck with adele we both roll in the deep fr
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i fuck with adele we both roll in the deep fr
my portfolio? how about I show u over dinner after I sell some of my many Budweiser stocks
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my portfolio? how about I show u over dinner after I sell some of my many Budweiser stocks
sonic is rolling my blunts as we speak
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sonic is rolling my blunts as we speak
im NOT losing money im INVESTING in my local community
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
im NOT losing money im INVESTING in my local community
its a link & build winter we’re making money moves you better keep up sport
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
its a link & build winter we’re making money moves you better keep up sport
Just flipped 20k into 15 with some shrewd investments 💼
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just flipped 20k into 15 with some shrewd investments 💼
sega playstation
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
sega playstation
Account under new management.
We foresee incredible opportunities for growth with Newport Jane in this upcoming quarter.
If you’re an Investor, seek our DMs.
- Petrus Plinko, CEO
We foresee incredible opportunities for growth with Newport Jane in this upcoming quarter.
If you’re an Investor, seek our DMs.
- Petrus Plinko, CEO
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Account under new management.
We foresee incredible opportunities for growth with Newport Jane in this upcoming quarter.
If you’re an Investor, seek our DMs.
- Petrus Plinko, CEO
We foresee incredible opportunities for growth with Newport Jane in this upcoming quarter.
If you’re an Investor, seek our DMs.
- Petrus Plinko, CEO
blimbgo but blimbgo where ?? 😂
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
blimbgo but blimbgo where ?? 😂
sorry about all of my previous skeets. the team of writers responsible for them have been fired without severance and my new team are already at work cooking up some magic.
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
sorry about all of my previous skeets. the team of writers responsible for them have been fired without severance and my new team are already at work cooking up some magic.
I want to move to a sexier city, somewhere like I dunno Milton Keynes
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I want to move to a sexier city, somewhere like I dunno Milton Keynes
missed an obvious tactic in a chess puzzle and tbh it got me thinking about how maybe I missed my chance with u xox
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
missed an obvious tactic in a chess puzzle and tbh it got me thinking about how maybe I missed my chance with u xox
we need to destroy ticketmaster i am not even kidding
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
we need to destroy ticketmaster i am not even kidding
go ahead put that shit on cinderblocks try me lil man
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
go ahead put that shit on cinderblocks try me lil man
they should make me a knight, i could slay that dragon
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
they should make me a knight, i could slay that dragon
working on my lord of the rings debunked video essay. none of that shit happened.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
working on my lord of the rings debunked video essay. none of that shit happened.
newport jane would not!! take part in eurovision!!!
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
newport jane would not!! take part in eurovision!!!
for sale: cuck chair, never used
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
for sale: cuck chair, never used
u really don't need to share ur spotify wrapped we already know u got no taste
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
u really don't need to share ur spotify wrapped we already know u got no taste
don't even think about what I'm typing on this account I just start smashing the keys and let the archangels take over
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
don't even think about what I'm typing on this account I just start smashing the keys and let the archangels take over
saying "fill her up" to the gas station clerk is such a cuck move UR WIFE WANTS U TO DO IT MAN
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
saying "fill her up" to the gas station clerk is such a cuck move UR WIFE WANTS U TO DO IT MAN
typing out the Bible this morning but let's just say I'm making a few changes 🫦
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
typing out the Bible this morning but let's just say I'm making a few changes 🫦
does anybody have the email for every woman on earth plz x
i'm going to email every woman on earth and tell them they are beautiful x
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
does anybody have the email for every woman on earth plz x
help me girls are cute and it's scary x
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
help me girls are cute and it's scary x