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newport jane

@cigarettefanclub.bsky.social

19 followers 6 following 200 posts

huge grand designs fan, just trying to hit my post quota. you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette?

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newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 3d

YOU ARE NOTHING I AM NOTHING NONE OF THIS MATTERS SMOKE MORE CIGARETTES!!!!!!!

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 4d

if the sun comes out tomorrow imma beat his ass up

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 6d

I HAVE a right to be depressed I HAVE tried hard enough to like it

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 7d

love seeing my friends; tiger woods big dawg gif

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 9d

ok garfield lol

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 9d

come to Netherlands BITCH U WON'T

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 9d

fuck that shit that gives u wings we drinking straight jet fuel up in here

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 9d

energy drinks don't cut it no more I need petrol; I'm talking premium with the lead in type shit

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 9d

hold my beer one sec I got to skeet this

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 10d

I predict that by the year 2033 most of the world's wealth will have been lost in high stakes poker games where people are smoking like crazy.

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 10d

put together an incredible list of voices to follow

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 10d

lovely interaction in the store this morning. "ur outfit is incredible" an older gentleman said to me. "Thanks, you have great style too sir" I replied, despite his poor choice of clothing. I think everyone deserves to feel special even if they don't have an ounce of swag.

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newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 10d

I AM JOINING THE LOUDNESS WAR ON THE SIDE OF LOUDNESS

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newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 10d

I'm a professional. every minute of the day I'm gambling on shit most people don't notice. I'm taking risks others can't even perceive. Even though one day all of my winnings will be dust I press on ceaselessly against the current.

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newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 15d

follow me if u want to see what it's like to achieve quarterly goals and smoke BIG

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 16d

fart sounding like a snare drum

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 24d

If I ever get rich I'm gunna switch it up on everyone and let the money change me.

Gunna start being joyful and kind to everyone, give me money please I'll be so good I promise.

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 24d

candles gunna be worth more than money soon I'm investing

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 24d

Can't believe they didn't make money plane 2 what happened to rewarding those who do good things

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 29d

my hungry ass could not be trusted at the wheel of a car I'd be honking that horn 24/7 beep beep

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 29d

we need more bands w 4 frat guys and a demon guitarist

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 29d

my hungry ass could not go on wiki feet

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · 29d

throwing flashbang

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · Sep 24

we need fred durst to take back the red cap iconography in pop culture

newport jane @cigarettefanclub.bsky.social · Sep 24

Tylenol the creator