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chudneyspears.bsky.social
C.H.U.D.ney Spears
@chudneyspears.bsky.social
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Championing the minor irritations in a time of major grievances
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I’ve got a big day of comparing ahead of me
It’s a picture of an apple and an orange.
March 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Look at me making scrambled eggs like some sort of business tycoon
It’s a picture of eggs being scrambled
January 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Baby chud
Chubby baby chud at 6 weeks old in a white and red gingham number with a flower cart on it
January 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I should call him
It’s two ancient volcanic bubble-type formations next to one another that resemble ancient testes
December 29, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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Yep, time to get a Christmas tree
It’s a screenshot of the weather where Chudney spears lives, showing temps in the high seventies
December 7, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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me when i thought I had more salt and vinegar chips but I didn’t had more salt and vinegar chips
It’s a picture of a bird with its mouth open all surprised, and a little upset
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Finally, someone who can help me solve all this love
It’s a sign that says “love solver” and “psychic” and they charge $20
November 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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And how!
It’s a picture of an email I got from 1-800-Contacts asking I I have questions or need help, to which I respond generally, “yes, yes I do.”
June 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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It’s on the bottom I think
May 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Them: haven’t you had enough salt and vinegar chips?

Me:
It’s the scene from beetlejuice where the Maitlands are in their wedding clothes and they dry out and turn into skeletons
April 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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this is the default pic when you google raccoons
It’s a raccoon that is clearly snarling and baring its teeth
March 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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It’s the annoyed boy in the SpongeBob pajamas
February 29, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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How I feel when my daughter tells me about a movie she’s just watched
It’s the old lady from titanic saying “it’s been 84 years”
February 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Again, Bill Gates, 13 year olds are NOT adults
It’s a screenshot of an email from Microsoft saying that my child is turning 13, and that now that my child is an adult there will be no restrictions on devices or internet use
October 2, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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Me when I thought I had more doritos in the bag but there were no more doritos in the bag
It’s a picture of a golden brown gibbon looking confused and dejected
September 12, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Forget about not having to talk all the time, this is true friendship:
August 5, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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Repost with a banger picture of you
It’s me photobombing a fatal car crash that is actually take and a performance art thing I went to
July 25, 2023 at 4:56 AM
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Me, when I find out two of my friends know each other already
It’s a bird that looks like it’s saying whaaa
July 4, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
July 4, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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You can’t sleep on a bus bench, dummy
May 18, 2023 at 9:20 AM