The last Chuck-E-cheese
@chuckeplease.bsky.social
Now with 74% less asbestos
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
We are not evading taxes
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We are not evading taxes
Has the booger wall become sentient or is it just black mold?
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Has the booger wall become sentient or is it just black mold?
I think the city is just as puzzled as we are that the building is still standing.
Or even there at all
Or even there at all
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I think the city is just as puzzled as we are that the building is still standing.
Or even there at all
Or even there at all
Whenever you pull into the parking to u-turn, just know that you give us false hopes and while thats not illegal, its morally reprehensible
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever you pull into the parking to u-turn, just know that you give us false hopes and while thats not illegal, its morally reprehensible
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Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
In retrospect, there were better ways for us to encourage Andre's taxidermy hobby. The animatronic band will be back as soon as we can get rid of, as one guest put it, "these abominations to God"
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In retrospect, there were better ways for us to encourage Andre's taxidermy hobby. The animatronic band will be back as soon as we can get rid of, as one guest put it, "these abominations to God"
Word on the street is the rich twins are back from the Hamptons. We know their parents can afford the Ritz, so why do they keep coming here? Last time, they hucked beans at Todd until he cried. Bet they're too rich to know that beans are a type of food.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Word on the street is the rich twins are back from the Hamptons. We know their parents can afford the Ritz, so why do they keep coming here? Last time, they hucked beans at Todd until he cried. Bet they're too rich to know that beans are a type of food.
You think getting a sandwich thrown at you is bad? Todd had a family size frozen pizza thrown at him like a Frisbee by a kid who had all the strength that fun dip can give. He could have died.
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You think getting a sandwich thrown at you is bad? Todd had a family size frozen pizza thrown at him like a Frisbee by a kid who had all the strength that fun dip can give. He could have died.
It was a close one, but we're pleased to announce that we've officially outlived Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It was a close one, but we're pleased to announce that we've officially outlived Dick Cheney
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We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
If ICE wants to raid our restaurant, we got exposed nails and a flooded parking lot that says "no"
Also, Suzanne open carries
Also, Suzanne open carries
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If ICE wants to raid our restaurant, we got exposed nails and a flooded parking lot that says "no"
Also, Suzanne open carries
Also, Suzanne open carries
We can't prove it, but we know our former associate Claire is (allegedly) to blame for the number of people who bring cats to the restaurant as a prank. For obvious reasons, this is a hazard to our establishment and brand.
Because they shit everywhere
Because they shit everywhere
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We can't prove it, but we know our former associate Claire is (allegedly) to blame for the number of people who bring cats to the restaurant as a prank. For obvious reasons, this is a hazard to our establishment and brand.
Because they shit everywhere
Because they shit everywhere
Chuck-E-cheese
where a kid can kill a kid
where a kid can kill a kid
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Chuck-E-cheese
where a kid can kill a kid
where a kid can kill a kid
We are pleased to announce that we have fully integrated genAI into all aspects of our restaurant. There are still some bugs to work out but the toilet barely tells you to kill yourself so we're counting this as a win
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We are pleased to announce that we have fully integrated genAI into all aspects of our restaurant. There are still some bugs to work out but the toilet barely tells you to kill yourself so we're counting this as a win
Due to the hilarious albeit letigious April's fool incident of 2025, the police union has informed us that patrols will no longer service our area as we have been deemed a "hazard". Libertarians are still not welcome, though
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Due to the hilarious albeit letigious April's fool incident of 2025, the police union has informed us that patrols will no longer service our area as we have been deemed a "hazard". Libertarians are still not welcome, though
If nothing else, come to Chuck-E-cheese for the nostalgia. We heard there's even a guy who sells angel dust in the parking lot
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If nothing else, come to Chuck-E-cheese for the nostalgia. We heard there's even a guy who sells angel dust in the parking lot
Please do not contact the health department. Those are just members of Chuck's family who have come to visit him for the weekend! Please do not contact the health department
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Please do not contact the health department. Those are just members of Chuck's family who have come to visit him for the weekend! Please do not contact the health department
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Ok, we can't believe we have to make a statement about this, but the booger wall behind table 14 is not an official Chuck-E-cheese attraction, and anyone caught contributing to it will be banned
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok, we can't believe we have to make a statement about this, but the booger wall behind table 14 is not an official Chuck-E-cheese attraction, and anyone caught contributing to it will be banned
The Michelin guide describes our pizza's texture as "distressing"
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Michelin guide describes our pizza's texture as "distressing"
Ok, we can't believe we have to make a statement about this, but the booger wall behind table 14 is not an official Chuck-E-cheese attraction, and anyone caught contributing to it will be banned
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok, we can't believe we have to make a statement about this, but the booger wall behind table 14 is not an official Chuck-E-cheese attraction, and anyone caught contributing to it will be banned
Stop spreading the hurtful rumor that the mascots are haunted. Only the men's toilet is.
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Stop spreading the hurtful rumor that the mascots are haunted. Only the men's toilet is.
Yes, we know that rat mascot for a restaurant is kinda insane but you gotta understand how different the coke hit back in the 80's
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes, we know that rat mascot for a restaurant is kinda insane but you gotta understand how different the coke hit back in the 80's
Dont worry. The pizza is actually supposed to taste like that
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dont worry. The pizza is actually supposed to taste like that