Come to Vegas. We need your money, and the weather has been awesome this winter.

Whenever I’m in a crisis of faith, I say a little prayer and think “What would the shareholders want me to do?”

RISE AND INCREASE SHAREHOLDER VALUE

Chin up. I know U fans may not feel that way, but from the outside, it sure as hell looks like the U is back.

If you're someone who has never held knitting needles before, how approachable would this pattern be?

Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline
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Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.

Having not tried this heavily of a layered tech stack - Do you notice a lot of latency between your CGM and whatever your endpoint might be?

I hope to Nurgle there are mouth noises being made while paint is being applied.

Urinals weren't invented when Highmark was built. It's always had buckets that the opposing team had to empty after the game.

How much extra gabagool did you have on your sangwich?