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Chrys
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What am I even doing here?
Facts. Maybe all? Maybe all.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
same!! 😭
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am quite literally imagining belting ceremonies in corporate board rooms and it's very silly
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sold! I’ll even tip 40%.
I suggest collecting payment up front unless you want to roll the dice on my math skills post procedure.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That’s the impression I have so far! I signed up for this class knowing NOTHING about Six Sigma. It’s gonna be a REAL interesting ten weeks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
At least I can Probably use the promotional pens to do my own lobotomy. Lord only knows our medical system would use the same pen and charge $3k.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fucking seriously. I’m also 1/2 a chapter in and 90% convinced that Six Sigma is a cult. There was a Sentence that I almost vomited to that boiled down to “success is achieved when everyone has gotten on board, seen themselves out, or learned to shut up”
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM