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I don't accept this level of energy. This level of energy in the dressing room will result in disaster. We will not meet our objectives. It's time to wake up.
I ran past the BMO Centre where there was a convention today. Based on the clientele, I assumed it was Cutco or some other MLM. Congratulations to Pierre Poilievre on the successful leadership review.
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Of course, the moisture barrier is sacred.
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Snowballs aren't solid ice - they're packed with tiny air pockets.
Brittany Mahomes is reposting conspiracy theories about the catastrophic snowstorm being “manufactured”, most cooked WAG in pro sports I’m afraid
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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‘Raw chicken & mouse dropping misery behind them’ is a sensational bullet point.
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I have wandered far and wide in search of a suitable beverage for my needs.
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
There's a technique to eating these.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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:)
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
There should be an emo band that does K-pop girl group covers.
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My flight had been delayed two hours, and with 45 minutes before revised take-off I was issued a $15 meal coupon to be spent only within the terminal. I was palpably stressed. A Starbucks employee - male, 20s, Asian, ID card on a VIP lanyard - correctly identified that I was in town for Twice. How?
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Bob Sanchez is not a very good goalkeeper.
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The hardest part of being a man today is waiting for the arrival of your nine packages of miscellaneous but specialized crap from AliExpress.
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Why is the white Monster energy beverage renowned?
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I don't feel so good.
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I would have gone with Pep Guardiola. At least he brought a Barca style of play.
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Timothee Inshallahmet.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Babymonster are a band of unbelievable quality.
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The squirrel is a Christmas animal. Of this there can be no doubt.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Should I materially damage my retirement by buying an NSX?
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Maybe the Ellisons thought they were hiring Barry Weiss from Storage Wars to run CBS News.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja

...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM