Christopher Sommer
@christophersommer.bsky.social
PR/Comms/News. Funny stuff and lukewarm takes. D&D Bard of your dreams. 6’4” in my fitness era so expect some shirtless pics. Sorry not sorry.
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If you like sexy shirt, grab my favorite and support @handbasketzine.bsky.social, an awesome LGBTQ+ zine sharing our voices. Plus, use my code: CHRISTOPHER for 15% off! I just ordered a ton so hop on it!
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you like sexy shirt, grab my favorite and support @handbasketzine.bsky.social, an awesome LGBTQ+ zine sharing our voices. Plus, use my code: CHRISTOPHER for 15% off! I just ordered a ton so hop on it!
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Taylor B’s (Early) Birthday Party Show is coming on Monday, 11/17/25! Celebrate another year of your fourth-favorite radio DJ at 7 PM Pacific / 10 PM Eastern only on @eburgradio.bsky.social — eburgradio.org 🎂
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Taylor B’s (Early) Birthday Party Show is coming on Monday, 11/17/25! Celebrate another year of your fourth-favorite radio DJ at 7 PM Pacific / 10 PM Eastern only on @eburgradio.bsky.social — eburgradio.org 🎂
Predator Badlands was so good! I was shooketh.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Predator Badlands was so good! I was shooketh.
One mayor a council does not make.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One mayor a council does not make.
It is cold. I am cold. I do not like it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is cold. I am cold. I do not like it.
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PHOTO CONTEST! 📸
We’re looking for the cover star of our Pets issue! We’re looking for the following:
🐶 A photo of you with your pet(s)
🐱 Your own photo (NO AI)
🐠 Content is all-ages appropriate
Please email your photo to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. Good luck!
We’re looking for the cover star of our Pets issue! We’re looking for the following:
🐶 A photo of you with your pet(s)
🐱 Your own photo (NO AI)
🐠 Content is all-ages appropriate
Please email your photo to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. Good luck!
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
PHOTO CONTEST! 📸
We’re looking for the cover star of our Pets issue! We’re looking for the following:
🐶 A photo of you with your pet(s)
🐱 Your own photo (NO AI)
🐠 Content is all-ages appropriate
Please email your photo to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. Good luck!
We’re looking for the cover star of our Pets issue! We’re looking for the following:
🐶 A photo of you with your pet(s)
🐱 Your own photo (NO AI)
🐠 Content is all-ages appropriate
Please email your photo to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. Good luck!
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🚨Call for Submissions!🚨
Issue #25 is all about PETS! Tell us about yours! What makes them special to you?
Please send essays, poetry, photography, etc to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. DM us for more info. 🐶🐱🐠
Issue #25 is all about PETS! Tell us about yours! What makes them special to you?
Please send essays, poetry, photography, etc to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. DM us for more info. 🐶🐱🐠
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🚨Call for Submissions!🚨
Issue #25 is all about PETS! Tell us about yours! What makes them special to you?
Please send essays, poetry, photography, etc to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. DM us for more info. 🐶🐱🐠
Issue #25 is all about PETS! Tell us about yours! What makes them special to you?
Please send essays, poetry, photography, etc to [email protected] by Saturday, 11/8/25. DM us for more info. 🐶🐱🐠
Caught up on The Morning Show finally. I love this show so much.
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Caught up on The Morning Show finally. I love this show so much.
Me and my squad in life and death.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me and my squad in life and death.
I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.
I need you to write me something.
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I need you to write me something.
We have one submission. I know some of yall are into the sports. Daddy says submit.
SPORTS! What about sports do you love? Is it the thrill of the game? Which game? Is there a particular team or player you root for the most? Why? What sports do you play?
Deadline for the next issue is Saturday, Sept 20, 2025. Reach out for more details! ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾🏉🏒🥊🏅🏊
Deadline for the next issue is Saturday, Sept 20, 2025. Reach out for more details! ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾🏉🏒🥊🏅🏊
September 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We have one submission. I know some of yall are into the sports. Daddy says submit.
Ya boy can clean up every now and then.
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ya boy can clean up every now and then.
What cartoon character personifies you? Easy.
a cartoon says do you know what time it is it is 2:30 in the afternoon
ALT: a cartoon says do you know what time it is it is 2:30 in the afternoon
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What cartoon character personifies you? Easy.
Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.
The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.
If you win the jackpot (you won’t), I’m available for sugar baby services. I bill $1 billion an hour. 😘
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you win the jackpot (you won’t), I’m available for sugar baby services. I bill $1 billion an hour. 😘
Are we laboring on this day? Nay!
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Are we laboring on this day? Nay!
After the age of 35 I decided I will opt out of being in any wedding ensemble.
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
After the age of 35 I decided I will opt out of being in any wedding ensemble.
Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.
August 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.
Wow, nature really is h*rny for me
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow, nature really is h*rny for me
Got a b-12 💉 and that needle was like a pencil girth. I bled through my band-aid and my shirt afterward and had to go back and get cleaned up.
I’m a very brave boy. Send love
I’m a very brave boy. Send love
August 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Got a b-12 💉 and that needle was like a pencil girth. I bled through my band-aid and my shirt afterward and had to go back and get cleaned up.
I’m a very brave boy. Send love
I’m a very brave boy. Send love
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Growing a mustache is getting lip filler for boys
August 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Growing a mustache is getting lip filler for boys
For my rebrand, I’m going to remove my entire face and just make farting noises. No, I’m not using the same agency as Cracker Barrel. Why do you ask?
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For my rebrand, I’m going to remove my entire face and just make farting noises. No, I’m not using the same agency as Cracker Barrel. Why do you ask?