Christopher Sommer
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Christopher Sommer
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PR/Comms/News. Funny stuff and lukewarm takes. D&D Bard of your dreams. 6’4” in my fitness era so expect some shirtless pics. Sorry not sorry.
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Caught up on The Morning Show finally. I love this show so much.
Me and my squad in life and death.
Thank you. It was terrifying and hopefully my neck and stuff will get back to normal. Such a mess
I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.
Been chewing on them chickens to grow them!
I need you to write me something.
We have one submission. I know some of yall are into the sports. Daddy says submit.
SPORTS! What about sports do you love? Is it the thrill of the game? Which game? Is there a particular team or player you root for the most? Why? What sports do you play?

Deadline for the next issue is Saturday, Sept 20, 2025. Reach out for more details! ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾🏉🏒🥊🏅🏊
Ya boy can clean up every now and then.
It is, and thank you! Hold meh after my nap? 👉👈
Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.
The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.
If you win the jackpot (you won’t), I’m available for sugar baby services. I bill $1 billion an hour. 😘
After the age of 35 I decided I will opt out of being in any wedding ensemble.