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Christina Martin
@christinamartin.bsky.social
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The Viz one
AKA Evie
Council worker and writer
Both jobs death related
Ashes to Admin out now
Get Ahead of Being Dead on pre-order
Locate International ambassador
https://linktr.ee/eviekingwrites
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You haven't experienced it unless you've seen it at night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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PSA
Email from One Stop saying that from now on items going out of date on the day are free between 8 and 9.30pm.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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See, this is why we rewatch.
Sparks getting told to leave Stars Hollow under pain of water cannon. Must have looked down first time around.
Sparks set up on a street corner in Gilmire Girls. In the scene they, and other musicians are trying out for town troubador, and are all told to get out.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I never join in on those you at 18 things as we didn't have camera telephones in mah day. But someone from Mexico who I met at a summer school in London in the 90s tracked me down on Instagram and sent me this so here y'are.
A head and shoulders photo of an unnervingly teenaged me with hair tied up and white tee.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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You just don't get moments like this on here.
Facebook memory from 11 years ago today. The man who didn't recognise Amy Childs on Celebrity Dinner Date just tweeted me. My star studded life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Ah yes, the traditional Christmas character.
A doll in pointy pink hat and clothes with a tag saying Christmas character.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Some perfectly timed boats
Three small sailing boats in the middle of the shimmer from the sun on the sea.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Three more signed copies going in Hastings Waterstones.
Selfie holding signed Ashes to Admin next to the biog table where there is a small stack.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Got a glass one with me nectar points. Matches the tiles loves.
Ninja glass air fryer in sagey grey.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I'm 18 in Hive's top 20 bestselling books this week 💀🤘
Picture of various book covers such as Philip Pullman The Book of Dust and the slogan discover our top 20 bestselling books. Ashes to Admin at number 18. Just edging out a Little Miss book and Osman.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Na night 👹
Mystery monster printed sheet mask packet (because as @davecakes.bsky.social said, they can't say labubu. Me wearing the mystery monster mask. Red with white teeth around the mouth and black around the eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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@sliderulesyou.bsky.social I think you will approve x
Seagull with chips in mouth shaped hair claw grip. Me wearing it in my hair.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Freezing out, but nice looking
Sun reflected on the sea in a huge shimmer.
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Bed pan reindeers at the hospital (I am fine btw)
Christmas tree on hospital ward with bed pans made into reindeer heads.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Support the charity that supports my brother and maybe win £1,000 worth of prizes. Quite a few are area specific so best enter only if you are in Kent and thereabouts. Raffle Tickets £4 each or 5 for £16:
go.eventgroovefundraising.com/ruby-jubilee...
Canterbury Oast Trust raffle flyer with pictures of some of the prizes. 45-minute scenic flight over Kent for x2 people. Fine wool Margo Selby scarf. Flackley Ash Hotel health club day pass for x2 people. £50 meal voucher for The Woolpack Inn, Warehorne. Harry Baker live performance tickets for x2 people in London + signed book. x2 bottles of Greensand Ridge London Dry Gin. 18 holes of golf for x4 people at Chart Hills Golf Club. x3 cases (36 bottles) of International Wine Challenge-winning wines. Sparkling wine tasting at Gusbourne Wines.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I gave up any dream of becoming fluent when I found out about counters
How to count fish in Japanese. Different words for when they are swimming, captured, deboned, cut into chunks, wrapped in a supermarket, cut into bite size.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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New go to insult
Item on shop shelf called door knob pocket. You hang it over thd door knob to create about an inch more storage in your home.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Tonight 👇 and completely free (I'll be there for the kick off)
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-mortal...
Flyer for the mortals book club. Discussing Ashes to Admin 19:00-20:00 on zoom.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I definitely will thank you, and na night
Moon in a light blue night sky with clouds and a star.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Played him in to the Welsh national anthem for his heritage, played him out to Come Fly With Me as a nod to his job at the airport, and gave him fruit for his onward journey per his Buddhist beliefs. Unattended but still lovely 🧡
Selfie with my funeral director. She and all the bearers wore orange ties for him. Sun breaking through out the crematorium window where you can also see the pool of water outside. Candle, incense, buddha statue and basket of fruit set up beside the catafalque. Orange and yellow flowers on his coffin and 5 apples placed by celebrant, myself and the funeral directors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Orange flowers for tomorrow's Buddhist funeral
Bunch of orange roses in a shopping basket.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Sun made it feel like summer again yesterday. Plunge pool brought me back to earth.
Outdoor pool at spa with clouds and sun reflected. Me and two friends in the pool selfie. Standing in the 5 degree plunge building up to the dunk. Dunking. It was so cold that I couldn't speak as I was getting out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Tis never the season
Doritos gingerbread flavour.
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The first two titles conferred by my publisher were too close to pre-existing things so I got to have a go like I did last time. I dug out the notebook where I came up with the title for book one if you want some patreon exclusive content...
Page of a notebook with the words final, last, end, loose endings, life, death bed, admin, office, council, officer, paperwork, work, death and council taxes, little details tupperware, life after death, ashes to admin.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Viz letter. Three months of the year end in ember and the 5th is not actually rhymed with anything in that poem. But apart from that, remember remember the 5th of November is a great mnemonic device. Christina Martin, Bexhill on Sea.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM