Christina Lea
@christinalea.bsky.social
Author, RPGamer, and Pseudo-Scientist. Certified Iron Mutant. Views expressed here are not my own. I'm not sure where they come from. Blame my employer, I guess.
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Stars, Specters, and Super-Powers by Christina Lea
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The new edition of Stars, Specters, and Super-Powers adds one new story and two appendices with extra background material, a comic book page from the story that inspired, "The Man Comes Around," and an RPG adventure.
And the cover is so much better!
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And the cover is so much better!
Get it here: books2read.com/b/StarsSS
Yeah, sorry, Social Media. The fact that Donald Trump and his followers are dicks is not enough to make me interested in Bad Bunny or anything that happens at a football game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Yeah, sorry, Social Media. The fact that Donald Trump and his followers are dicks is not enough to make me interested in Bad Bunny or anything that happens at a football game.
Heh. Shudder's following up with House of the Devil. #TheLastDrivein #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Heh. Shudder's following up with House of the Devil. #TheLastDrivein #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The bummer about this movie is that the monster is just rich people. I feel like we're already getting more than enough of that in real life. #TheLastDrivein #HouseOnHauntedHill #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The bummer about this movie is that the monster is just rich people. I feel like we're already getting more than enough of that in real life. #TheLastDrivein #HouseOnHauntedHill #MutantFam
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But when I give loaded guns to all my guests at a party and lock them in, I’m the bad guy. Ok fine. I guess if I was as handsome as Vincent Price everyone would be cool about it. 😤🤬😡
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
But when I give loaded guns to all my guests at a party and lock them in, I’m the bad guy. Ok fine. I guess if I was as handsome as Vincent Price everyone would be cool about it. 😤🤬😡
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
Yeah, you don't walk anywhere near a giant vat of strong acid without knowing it. Just try holding a little vial of it under your nose. #TheLastDrivein #HouseonHauntedHill #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Yeah, you don't walk anywhere near a giant vat of strong acid without knowing it. Just try holding a little vial of it under your nose. #TheLastDrivein #HouseonHauntedHill #MutantFam
I guess I'm the oddball, but I rarely find Vincent Price creepy. (There are exceptions - looking at you, Phibes) Mostly I just wanna walk up and give him a hug. #TheLastDrivein #HouseonHauntedHill #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I guess I'm the oddball, but I rarely find Vincent Price creepy. (There are exceptions - looking at you, Phibes) Mostly I just wanna walk up and give him a hug. #TheLastDrivein #HouseonHauntedHill #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I don't often get the right days off to catch #TheLastDriveIn live anymore, but I've got this one and, yeah, I can't wait to forget about this whole mess of a world for a while and talk about horror movies with cool people.
On a completely lighter note, I cannot wait to sit down and watch #TheLastDriveIn with all the wonderful #MutantFam. It truly helps to escape for even a little while from this absolute hellscape we’re living in. 🖤
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I don't often get the right days off to catch #TheLastDriveIn live anymore, but I've got this one and, yeah, I can't wait to forget about this whole mess of a world for a while and talk about horror movies with cool people.
Dogs and humans will tell you whatever they think you want to hear. If a cat says it loves you, though, you know it's real.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Dogs and humans will tell you whatever they think you want to hear. If a cat says it loves you, though, you know it's real.
AI transcription missed the words but hit the meaning dead-on.
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 AM
AI transcription missed the words but hit the meaning dead-on.
I feel like, by identifying as human, I've denied myself all the best dung-throwing opportunities.
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I feel like, by identifying as human, I've denied myself all the best dung-throwing opportunities.
So, a giant machine will rip up your dreams and drop them on a party you can't to go to. The mangled shreds will then be trampled by the herd and swept into a garbage truck.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Happy New Year!
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
So, a giant machine will rip up your dreams and drop them on a party you can't to go to. The mangled shreds will then be trampled by the herd and swept into a garbage truck.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Happy New Year!
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Happy New Year!
It's been a shitty year, and I don't have much faith that a new calendar is gonna help.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It's been a shitty year, and I don't have much faith that a new calendar is gonna help.
So many amazing visions to share, and no time to do anything but sell tobacco to idiots.
"All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain."
"All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain."
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So many amazing visions to share, and no time to do anything but sell tobacco to idiots.
"All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain."
"All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain."
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I love how every single person who wanders into this store feels the need to point out that it's cold out there. OH MY GOD, REALLY? IT'S COLD? I WAS BORN IN THE STORAGE ROOM AND HAVE NEVER GONE OUTSIDE, SO I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA!
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love how every single person who wanders into this store feels the need to point out that it's cold out there. OH MY GOD, REALLY? IT'S COLD? I WAS BORN IN THE STORAGE ROOM AND HAVE NEVER GONE OUTSIDE, SO I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA!
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Demon: So, in exchange for your soul, we could give you...
Me: LOL. Seriously? I should be paying you. Fucking take this thing. I hate it.
#mutantfam
Me: LOL. Seriously? I should be paying you. Fucking take this thing. I hate it.
#mutantfam
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Demon: So, in exchange for your soul, we could give you...
Me: LOL. Seriously? I should be paying you. Fucking take this thing. I hate it.
#mutantfam
Me: LOL. Seriously? I should be paying you. Fucking take this thing. I hate it.
#mutantfam
Sometimes I think my life would be better if I weren't so good at pretending to be okay.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Sometimes I think my life would be better if I weren't so good at pretending to be okay.
I don't know. I think it needs a few more grimacing mullet-heads. Somebody get Cap a headband, stat!
#marvel #90sComics #mullet
#marvel #90sComics #mullet
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don't know. I think it needs a few more grimacing mullet-heads. Somebody get Cap a headband, stat!
#marvel #90sComics #mullet
#marvel #90sComics #mullet
I wanna break things, which kinda feels like a good sign. Lately I haven't had enough energy left over to even get around to being mad at the world.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I wanna break things, which kinda feels like a good sign. Lately I haven't had enough energy left over to even get around to being mad at the world.
I know what it actually means, but seeing "fine" pop up after that ending still cracked me up.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BloodAndBlackLace
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I know what it actually means, but seeing "fine" pop up after that ending still cracked me up.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BloodAndBlackLace
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BloodAndBlackLace