Chris
@chrisseal.bsky.social
(he/him) 🏳️🌈 sysadmin 💻 platform/ devops/ software engineering ⌨️ dog dad 🐕 photographer 📷 general geek 🤓
📍Norwich, UK 🇬🇧
📍Norwich, UK 🇬🇧
Take your pick 😈 or suck on my hairy hole 😜
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Take your pick 😈 or suck on my hairy hole 😜
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #586,082!
September 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #586,082!
So, this is 40… could be worse!
August 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
So, this is 40… could be worse!
Here’s a bit of Kylie from BST Hyde Park yesterday. I am now tired and sound like I smoke constantly. A good day, but a very long day! #kylie
July 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Here’s a bit of Kylie from BST Hyde Park yesterday. I am now tired and sound like I smoke constantly. A good day, but a very long day! #kylie
Never… and fine… just because it’s you 😜
June 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Never… and fine… just because it’s you 😜
I love when something like that really sticks with you… my most recent was seeing this and almost crying every time I thought about it for the following two days.
May 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I love when something like that really sticks with you… my most recent was seeing this and almost crying every time I thought about it for the following two days.
When your big furry house guest has to accept the dominant little resident claiming his space 😂
April 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When your big furry house guest has to accept the dominant little resident claiming his space 😂
For the geeks and nerds… robovac has arrived. Can’t afford a live-in houseboy to clean, so this is the next best thing 😁
April 18, 2024 at 2:29 PM
For the geeks and nerds… robovac has arrived. Can’t afford a live-in houseboy to clean, so this is the next best thing 😁
Yeah… can see where he’s coming from 😂
April 11, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Yeah… can see where he’s coming from 😂
Repost with your mental state
April 11, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Repost with your mental state
Proof I left the house today and experienced the sunshine.
March 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Proof I left the house today and experienced the sunshine.
Happy FCF from my juicy PA, now at 5mm (4 gauge)
March 15, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Happy FCF from my juicy PA, now at 5mm (4 gauge)
I imagined you being grumpy bear face whilst saying this. Mine was this during lockdown:
February 19, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I imagined you being grumpy bear face whilst saying this. Mine was this during lockdown:
Leia (General, not Princess) and Dug
February 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Leia (General, not Princess) and Dug
May have just agreed to buy this bungalow. Interesting times ahead! High fences and hot tub are on the to-do list 😜
January 30, 2024 at 10:03 AM
May have just agreed to buy this bungalow. Interesting times ahead! High fences and hot tub are on the to-do list 😜
Self-care Saturday… soaked my feet and gave them a thorough exfoliate and moisturise. Just incase anyone’s into that. Amazingly they still *just* have a flip-flop tan line 😂
January 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Self-care Saturday… soaked my feet and gave them a thorough exfoliate and moisturise. Just incase anyone’s into that. Amazingly they still *just* have a flip-flop tan line 😂
Keep saying we’re gonna get snow in the south, and this is the “result” of 20 mins of it here. Barely enough to settle, and still questionable coverage 😔 May have to go on hols to see some at this rate!
January 18, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Keep saying we’re gonna get snow in the south, and this is the “result” of 20 mins of it here. Barely enough to settle, and still questionable coverage 😔 May have to go on hols to see some at this rate!
Looking around and struggling to find anyone who’d like to date me, I had to wonder… am I El Chupacabra?
Having one of those ‘feelings’ kinda days 😏
Having one of those ‘feelings’ kinda days 😏
January 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Looking around and struggling to find anyone who’d like to date me, I had to wonder… am I El Chupacabra?
Having one of those ‘feelings’ kinda days 😏
Having one of those ‘feelings’ kinda days 😏
Send cuddles (and maybe nudes)… a relaxing weekend has pivoted into my right kidney playing up. It’s now a game of “will I or won’t I suddenly be in vomit-inducing pain this evening” 😢
January 7, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Send cuddles (and maybe nudes)… a relaxing weekend has pivoted into my right kidney playing up. It’s now a game of “will I or won’t I suddenly be in vomit-inducing pain this evening” 😢
Less than two weeks since my PA and I’m already prepared for going up two sizes (8g and 6g). I suspect the 6g might not be wide enough though 😢 #FatCockProblems
December 12, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Less than two weeks since my PA and I’m already prepared for going up two sizes (8g and 6g). I suspect the 6g might not be wide enough though 😢 #FatCockProblems