Chris
@chrisseal.bsky.social
(he/him) 🏳️🌈 sysadmin 💻 platform/ devops/ software engineering ⌨️ dog dad 🐕 photographer 📷 general geek 🤓
📍Norwich, UK 🇬🇧
📍Norwich, UK 🇬🇧
I think the Euromillions is homophobic… in that I’ve still not fucking won it, and my fabulous (lazy) gay ass is tired of having to work for money with all these boring straight people who don’t appreciate me 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think the Euromillions is homophobic… in that I’ve still not fucking won it, and my fabulous (lazy) gay ass is tired of having to work for money with all these boring straight people who don’t appreciate me 😭
When you have dental surgery and realise your sex life is gonna be seriously impacted for at least few days! 😩
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When you have dental surgery and realise your sex life is gonna be seriously impacted for at least few days! 😩
Bored off my ass… difficult to concentrate on boring work so it’s taking twice as long as it should to do, whilst doom scrolling on here as a lovely dickstraction 😁
October 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Bored off my ass… difficult to concentrate on boring work so it’s taking twice as long as it should to do, whilst doom scrolling on here as a lovely dickstraction 😁
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #586,082!
September 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #586,082!
So, this is 40… could be worse!
August 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
So, this is 40… could be worse!
Having a bit of emo moment. Thinking about having a fancy afternoon tea next week for a big birthday, with so many posh venues expecting two people - but not having ‘someone special’ to share it with *sigh*
August 3, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Having a bit of emo moment. Thinking about having a fancy afternoon tea next week for a big birthday, with so many posh venues expecting two people - but not having ‘someone special’ to share it with *sigh*
Here’s a bit of Kylie from BST Hyde Park yesterday. I am now tired and sound like I smoke constantly. A good day, but a very long day! #kylie
July 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Here’s a bit of Kylie from BST Hyde Park yesterday. I am now tired and sound like I smoke constantly. A good day, but a very long day! #kylie
Off to London in 8hrs to head to Hyde Park to see Kylie. Should be good, but it shall also be an epically long day. Made worse by the fact I can’t sleep 😫
July 12, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Off to London in 8hrs to head to Hyde Park to see Kylie. Should be good, but it shall also be an epically long day. Made worse by the fact I can’t sleep 😫
Garden looks like a Triga scally/chav porno with 4 labourers digging up my driveway. Interesting times.
July 6, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Garden looks like a Triga scally/chav porno with 4 labourers digging up my driveway. Interesting times.
Currently having a full on stress about yet another contractor doing a bit of a shitty job, and the fact I’m going to have to confront them about it in the morning before they go any further. Also annoyed at yet more time wasted 🤬
July 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Currently having a full on stress about yet another contractor doing a bit of a shitty job, and the fact I’m going to have to confront them about it in the morning before they go any further. Also annoyed at yet more time wasted 🤬
A bit jelly of seeing everyone have a good time at Mighty Hoopla, despite my social anxiety not being good in that kind of environment. Nice to see people having a good time and the weather being ok too! I just need to keep taking baby steps doing things with decent people who understand.
June 2, 2024 at 2:48 PM
A bit jelly of seeing everyone have a good time at Mighty Hoopla, despite my social anxiety not being good in that kind of environment. Nice to see people having a good time and the weather being ok too! I just need to keep taking baby steps doing things with decent people who understand.
Someone on a hookup app legit thought me saying I had a PA was a Personal Assistant, and I was pimping them out to be used. The truth was far less exciting, it seems…
May 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Someone on a hookup app legit thought me saying I had a PA was a Personal Assistant, and I was pimping them out to be used. The truth was far less exciting, it seems…
Officially moved into my own home. It’s been an exhausting 9 days. Much to do in the new place. Fully geeked out on having a smart home; lights, blinds, vacuum, dishwasher, cameras, thermostat. Next is locks and Art Frame TV. After garden is done it’s the utility room/office/gym/sex dungeon 😈
May 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Officially moved into my own home. It’s been an exhausting 9 days. Much to do in the new place. Fully geeked out on having a smart home; lights, blinds, vacuum, dishwasher, cameras, thermostat. Next is locks and Art Frame TV. After garden is done it’s the utility room/office/gym/sex dungeon 😈
Supposed to be packing and moving into my new house, but of course I’ve now got a stinking cold and feel like shite 😭 as if this week wasn’t going to be trying and stressful enough already!!
April 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Supposed to be packing and moving into my new house, but of course I’ve now got a stinking cold and feel like shite 😭 as if this week wasn’t going to be trying and stressful enough already!!
Is it weird/strange/wrong that I’d like to support LGBT+ tradies in terms of work I need doing in my new house… like electricians, plumbers, gas engineers, landscape gardeners, and decorators.
I just feel like if I can support LGBT+ businesses, why not?
I just feel like if I can support LGBT+ businesses, why not?
April 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Is it weird/strange/wrong that I’d like to support LGBT+ tradies in terms of work I need doing in my new house… like electricians, plumbers, gas engineers, landscape gardeners, and decorators.
I just feel like if I can support LGBT+ businesses, why not?
I just feel like if I can support LGBT+ businesses, why not?
Utterly productive day for a Sunday.
- Tea and a protein flapjack
- Shaved head/face
- Gym lifting heavy shit
- Walk dog and eat chicken tikka wrap
- Guest pass at David Lloyd for jacuzzi/steam
- Walk dog
- Nando’s double chicken wrap and grilled halloumi
Currently shopping for a new leather sofa 😈
- Tea and a protein flapjack
- Shaved head/face
- Gym lifting heavy shit
- Walk dog and eat chicken tikka wrap
- Guest pass at David Lloyd for jacuzzi/steam
- Walk dog
- Nando’s double chicken wrap and grilled halloumi
Currently shopping for a new leather sofa 😈
April 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Utterly productive day for a Sunday.
- Tea and a protein flapjack
- Shaved head/face
- Gym lifting heavy shit
- Walk dog and eat chicken tikka wrap
- Guest pass at David Lloyd for jacuzzi/steam
- Walk dog
- Nando’s double chicken wrap and grilled halloumi
Currently shopping for a new leather sofa 😈
- Tea and a protein flapjack
- Shaved head/face
- Gym lifting heavy shit
- Walk dog and eat chicken tikka wrap
- Guest pass at David Lloyd for jacuzzi/steam
- Walk dog
- Nando’s double chicken wrap and grilled halloumi
Currently shopping for a new leather sofa 😈
When your big furry house guest has to accept the dominant little resident claiming his space 😂
April 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When your big furry house guest has to accept the dominant little resident claiming his space 😂
For the geeks and nerds… robovac has arrived. Can’t afford a live-in houseboy to clean, so this is the next best thing 😁
April 18, 2024 at 2:29 PM
For the geeks and nerds… robovac has arrived. Can’t afford a live-in houseboy to clean, so this is the next best thing 😁
If you’ve got a PA piercing, do those you hook up with ask you to take it out to blow you? Do you hookups suddenly ghost you when they find out you have one or say they don’t want to meet because of it?
I’ve experienced more of this than I expected to really 😒
I’ve experienced more of this than I expected to really 😒
April 18, 2024 at 8:48 AM
If you’ve got a PA piercing, do those you hook up with ask you to take it out to blow you? Do you hookups suddenly ghost you when they find out you have one or say they don’t want to meet because of it?
I’ve experienced more of this than I expected to really 😒
I’ve experienced more of this than I expected to really 😒
People who weight lift: how do you deal with muscle strain/aching aka DOMS? My recovery sucks at the mo, and means I can’t train more than twice a week. Taking BCAAs daily but wondering if anyone has any other tricks to help?
April 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
People who weight lift: how do you deal with muscle strain/aching aka DOMS? My recovery sucks at the mo, and means I can’t train more than twice a week. Taking BCAAs daily but wondering if anyone has any other tricks to help?
Went to the gym whilst it was a beautiful sunny day outside. Only 13 people in the whole place… bliss! And now I ache and am tired. Oh, and no bodybuilders offered to lay on me 😭
April 13, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Went to the gym whilst it was a beautiful sunny day outside. Only 13 people in the whole place… bliss! And now I ache and am tired. Oh, and no bodybuilders offered to lay on me 😭
Repost with your mental state
April 11, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Repost with your mental state
Just spent £38k… yes it was a deposit on a house, but still, seeing the money I’d worked to save for so long leave my account was daunting AF! Fortunate and grateful to be in such a position, especially solo. Hopefully keys in a couple of weeks!
April 10, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Just spent £38k… yes it was a deposit on a house, but still, seeing the money I’d worked to save for so long leave my account was daunting AF! Fortunate and grateful to be in such a position, especially solo. Hopefully keys in a couple of weeks!