Chris
@chrissayshi.bsky.social
elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. i am a designer, allegedly, and i used to have podcast about music videos. nice but sometimes horny on main.
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
In the words of Martina McBride, you should “do it anyway”
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In the words of Martina McBride, you should “do it anyway”
keep it down or i'll --
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
keep it down or i'll --
in many ways it was already in my orbit
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
in many ways it was already in my orbit
3/3 reporting for duty
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
3/3 reporting for duty
u r too kind to us liz truss
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
u r too kind to us liz truss
I’ll reach around don’t worry Brady
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’ll reach around don’t worry Brady
I threw myself backwards over the arm of a chair last week and it sorta worked
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I threw myself backwards over the arm of a chair last week and it sorta worked
I have not seen tonights episode yet but if this is a plot point so help me God
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have not seen tonights episode yet but if this is a plot point so help me God
my villain origin story i fear
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
my villain origin story i fear
I can picture it so clearly honestly
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I can picture it so clearly honestly
well you are certainly part of the good on here michael
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
well you are certainly part of the good on here michael
wait but I actually might
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
wait but I actually might
vibes are bad! maybe all of u guys can pull it together if I take a a lil pie break
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
vibes are bad! maybe all of u guys can pull it together if I take a a lil pie break
well that’s not what i use to make it with brady
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
well that’s not what i use to make it with brady
you are making it wrong if it is either grey or soupy
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you are making it wrong if it is either grey or soupy
the hevy girls are squatting numbers with leading digits i simply cant believe…2? 3? what’s next!?
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the hevy girls are squatting numbers with leading digits i simply cant believe…2? 3? what’s next!?
when I see what oomfs are lifting and what they’ve got going on physically as compared to my own effort and physical form…me @ my brain like
a woman is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
when I see what oomfs are lifting and what they’ve got going on physically as compared to my own effort and physical form…me @ my brain like
why is ham even on this list to begin with?? christmas ass food
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
why is ham even on this list to begin with?? christmas ass food
youre going to make me sit over here though aren’t you 🪑
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
youre going to make me sit over here though aren’t you 🪑