Chris
@chrissayshi.bsky.social
elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. i am a designer, allegedly, and i used to have podcast about music videos. nice but sometimes horny on main.
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
someone — it could have been me, it could have been the last person to do laundry in our home, who could say — put the lint trap in the dryer backwards and then a gym shirt got caught in it and it whipped much of the clothing into one long braid. kind of extraordinary tbh
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
someone — it could have been me, it could have been the last person to do laundry in our home, who could say — put the lint trap in the dryer backwards and then a gym shirt got caught in it and it whipped much of the clothing into one long braid. kind of extraordinary tbh
i don’t think that’s safe for the dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don’t think that’s safe for the dog
should we go to wendy’s?? the new tendys will take you out with the thai chili sauce
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
should we go to wendy’s?? the new tendys will take you out with the thai chili sauce
first of all, every sweetgreen in chicago is in a physical space 2-3 times larger than even the most generous estimate of what they actually need. like, just preposterously sized spaces
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
first of all, every sweetgreen in chicago is in a physical space 2-3 times larger than even the most generous estimate of what they actually need. like, just preposterously sized spaces
pov: you are an iphone and you are controlled by a sleepy lil guy
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
pov: you are an iphone and you are controlled by a sleepy lil guy
bf ordered a tuna melt and is saying it’s “too big” and “basically two sandwiches”
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
bf ordered a tuna melt and is saying it’s “too big” and “basically two sandwiches”
oh my god next year bloomfsgiving at rainforest cafe
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
oh my god next year bloomfsgiving at rainforest cafe
jessica simpson shoes is making bigger sizes for the dwolls
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
jessica simpson shoes is making bigger sizes for the dwolls
mariano’s has “buy 2 get 3 free” on soda 12-packs and i just went nuts. did you know they are making mr. pibb again
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mariano’s has “buy 2 get 3 free” on soda 12-packs and i just went nuts. did you know they are making mr. pibb again
do you want to hear little beagle snoozes
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
do you want to hear little beagle snoozes
interested readers should know it was in response to me selecting the wrong flag emoji to respond to this with (yesterday at 6:13 pm)
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
interested readers should know it was in response to me selecting the wrong flag emoji to respond to this with (yesterday at 6:13 pm)
the role of narrator will be played by lisa barlow
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the role of narrator will be played by lisa barlow
the role of joseph will be played by ty mitchell
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the role of joseph will be played by ty mitchell
the roles of all of joseph’s other brothers will be played by kate berlant in a halloween store beard
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the roles of all of joseph’s other brothers will be played by kate berlant in a halloween store beard
the role of pharoah will be played by titus burgess
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the role of pharoah will be played by titus burgess