Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
… this feels targeted, Jimothy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
… this feels targeted, Jimothy.
If you admit that you’re wrong, then we’ll admit that we’re right.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you admit that you’re wrong, then we’ll admit that we’re right.
The Blue Jays, but taller.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The Blue Jays, but taller.
It has so many layers! What a great reference!
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It has so many layers! What a great reference!
Absolutely excellent. Full marks.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Absolutely excellent. Full marks.
I assumed you were saying they were all horses on the mound. But it could be deeper!
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I assumed you were saying they were all horses on the mound. But it could be deeper!
During law school - so musta been around 2008 to 2009ish?
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
During law school - so musta been around 2008 to 2009ish?
I will be honest - I only chose the raven’s cry because I worked a shift there while I was briefly dating the owners’ daughter.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I will be honest - I only chose the raven’s cry because I worked a shift there while I was briefly dating the owners’ daughter.
Reposted by Rivers
renaming it Gibbons once the Apes take over
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
renaming it Gibbons once the Apes take over
This is very very good.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is very very good.
Raven’s Cry gets the premiere.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Raven’s Cry gets the premiere.
I have used gong show to describe disastrous situations forever ever, I had zero idea of its etymology.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have used gong show to describe disastrous situations forever ever, I had zero idea of its etymology.
I love when my friends are Correct Online.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I love when my friends are Correct Online.
Wait. I’m being handed a note.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wait. I’m being handed a note.
ANYONE BEING ATTACKED BY MURDER HORNET, MILT.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ANYONE BEING ATTACKED BY MURDER HORNET, MILT.
BIRT: Everyone who has ever held a C-suite role at Ticketmaster be broken down, atom-by-atom, until only the festering pile of goo at their core remains.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
BIRT: Everyone who has ever held a C-suite role at Ticketmaster be broken down, atom-by-atom, until only the festering pile of goo at their core remains.
I think this one falls under the head of reasonable people disagreeing. I loved it. I thought it had compelling characters, beautiful settings, memorable set pieces.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think this one falls under the head of reasonable people disagreeing. I loved it. I thought it had compelling characters, beautiful settings, memorable set pieces.
Rogue One as his first non-original trilogy pick is correct.
I have it at #1 overall, albeit with the caveat you have to love Star Wars through ESB for that to be the case.
I have it at #1 overall, albeit with the caveat you have to love Star Wars through ESB for that to be the case.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rogue One as his first non-original trilogy pick is correct.
I have it at #1 overall, albeit with the caveat you have to love Star Wars through ESB for that to be the case.
I have it at #1 overall, albeit with the caveat you have to love Star Wars through ESB for that to be the case.