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Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
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Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
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I am Groot.
A large western red cedar stump with characteristic board notches that resembles the face of adult Groot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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No bad days.
Electric green moss carpets the forest floor with a thin trail winding through, as dark trees bracket the path
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Metaphors for America getting less subtle.
The corner of an envelope showing a US postal stamp, depicting the American flag over the word freedom, with both the flag and the word freedom crossed through with black marker, cancelling the stamp.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I am dying.

Thx to @butchface.bsky.social
Graphic of Trey McBride, screaming at the sky in his cardinals uniform, with the words 2 MOMS in the background. Text beneath that says Arizona Cardinals tighten trade McBride is the first NFL player in history to have two of the same sex parents. He was raised by two moms.
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Mamdani style campaign sign, yellow-red text on a blue background, saying Rivers for A Good Nap
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Countdown is on.
Count Rugen’s face and right hand with six fingers
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This is what Bassitt’s hat verse (Isaiah 41:10) references.
A No Fear tshirt
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Springer squashin’ Dodger dreams.
Dark black background with a pumpkin carving of George Springer’s celebratory jump, backlit by candle fire Lights on. Bedroom curtain background with a pumpkin carving of George Springer’s celebratory jump, backlit by candle fire
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Killing it in the GC.
My texts to others saying: Addison Barger is going to be Jose Bautista. Jose Caucista.
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Everything you need to know about Ken Rosenthal you could learn from this picture.
Selfish asshole Ken Rosenthal looks down to the camera man he just knocked over, palm spread wide, refusing to help him up, before walking away and smirking.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The Jays fans all in blue as outlined in the previous tweet
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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It’s time.
Me, rocking my blue leather 92-93 World Series jacket, a sweet blue jays hat, and a little nervous confidence. Go Jays Go.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Pippin gives off Philadelphia Phillies vibes. Just a straight lunatic capable of anything at any time.
Pippin, an all black cat, looking to the side and screaming like an absolute mad man while sitting on his bum. Pippin, an all black cat with green eyes, sitting with his legs sprayed wide open, covering his crotch with the front paw, on top of a leopard print bedspread Pippin, an all black cat with yellow eyes, sitting in an empty reusable colourful shopping bag and looking at the camera like he intends to murder it once it falls asleep
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Katchewan gives off San Diego Padres vibes. Cool and fun and social and chill and approachable.
Katchewan, a medium hair tortoiseshell cat, lying on her back on a gray bedsheet and looking at the camera with green eyes. She’s very pretty.
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Screenshot from a group conversation in which I respond to a friend about how IKF was on base for the springer home run
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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This was in my group chat, which seemed positive
A Jon Morosi tweet from the other place confirming that Bo Bichette is going to play.
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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First of all, I would argue it’s the best card from the set, though the Rickey Henderson MVP card is a close second.

Second, the whole cabinet shot yields some funny labels.
A old library index card catalogue labelled with various baseball card sets and personal collections.
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I finished series 2 of 1991 Donruss like three weeks ago!!!
One drawer of my library card catalogue of baseball cards showing the completed 1991 Donruss S2, green cards in long row, with my left hand barely in frame but clearly showing the Dave Steve no hitter highlights bonus card
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My mom is ready for the game.
A Tom Henke Jays jersey, showing his name and number, draped over a chair, with a thanksgiving table in the background
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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In honour of the Phillies being eliminated, but also the Jays all year long, I revisited an old pan flute classic.
A flow chart asking if you should sac bunt, and the answer always being no
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Brb booking a tattoo appointment
Photo of a tv showing the blue jays logo and the names and stats of the 8 different pitchers they used to beat the fuckin’ Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Everyone on blue sky thinks a different team that didnt make the playoffs could be losing to the Dodgers
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Never a doubt.
DM with a friend where he asks if I’m anxious about the Jays blowing the division lead and me saying no, primarily because of Gaus, Trey, and Bieber.
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Cleveland Guardians are big The Office fans.
Steve Carell as Michael Scott telling Jim “Never, ever, ever give up.”
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Common Cat W
A 180 degree rotated photo of a tabby cat with the classic M marking on its forehead and a crudely drawn red arrow pointing to the marking which is now a W, in case people don’t understand my joke
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM