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Chris Prine @chrisprine.com · Nov 16
Now that you're all here, I'll plug my last album: Glacier Locked. Originally released on the now defunct (not my fault!) Werra Foxma Records, still available on my Bandcamp page and of course the streaming sites. Fuzzy synths / twitchy beats
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Glacier Locked, by Chris Prine
11 track album
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guys I've cracked the code
Epstein document search Search term: pizza Showing 25 of 35 results
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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cold weather really fuckin us
a massive dick and balls of cold air over a map of the united states
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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More like sandwich guy fawkes
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Zohran Mamdani: "I promise to bring back the longer Nicole Kidman AMC bumper and get rid of the truncated current version. New Yorkers deserve more Nicole."
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Cuomo too upset to sexually assault anyone
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Dick Cheney is shooting old men in the face in heaven now 😭
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Cat didn't get the memo about the time change
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Still catching up on the current season, so please no world series spoilers
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO GET RAPTURED STAY IN LINE
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Cause of autism had been discovered
Dave Foley and Bruce McCulloch in a Kids in the Hall sketch. Caption: I'm sorry I caused all that autism.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Time to cancel Hulu and Disney Plus
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Anyway what's for dinner
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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are we sure he didn't commit suicide
September 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"political violence has no place in this country" yeah, somebody let the ice agents know
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Ok I'll say it: trump is not good
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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ok, gotta admit RFK Jr. looking better than usual here
A photo of RFK Jr. from his senate hearing. It is completely undoctored (in that his face looks like an old timey catcher's mitt)
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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It would be a good time because there's probably a labor day sale on coffins
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Asking chatgpt if farting on a cop is protected free speech and immediately a SWAT team blows open my front door, charging me with pre crime felony assault
August 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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TELL HIM I'M FUCKING COMING
Terence Stamp in The Limey saying an awesome line: you tell him! You tell I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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man, fuck ai
Google query: how to give a baby a perm AI overview A permanent wave (perm) should never be given to a baby or a child under five years old.
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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deader than gawker media
July 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Everybody out here acting like they never wrote a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein
July 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This isn't nearly as good as when he got COVID
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Best case scenario for the country right now would be the Langoliers come
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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🎶 I ain't afraid of no ghost
Definitely did not piss myself when I saw one
Who told you that 🎶
July 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM