Chris
@chrispm87.bsky.social
Manchester. Gamer. Reader. Paper folder. LEGO builder. Baker.
Likely to be found on a cruise ship. Usually in need of coffee.
Likely to be found on a cruise ship. Usually in need of coffee.
You can’t reduce the cost of something by more than 100%.
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You can’t reduce the cost of something by more than 100%.
Is he okay?
This “press conference” started as the weirdest show and tell by someone with the skills of a toddler.
Sure, throw your 800 page accomplishments document on the floor. Why not?
Heck, dart from adding $9 trillion of value to men playing women’s sports.
Oh, and zero inflation.
This “press conference” started as the weirdest show and tell by someone with the skills of a toddler.
Sure, throw your 800 page accomplishments document on the floor. Why not?
Heck, dart from adding $9 trillion of value to men playing women’s sports.
Oh, and zero inflation.
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Is he okay?
This “press conference” started as the weirdest show and tell by someone with the skills of a toddler.
Sure, throw your 800 page accomplishments document on the floor. Why not?
Heck, dart from adding $9 trillion of value to men playing women’s sports.
Oh, and zero inflation.
This “press conference” started as the weirdest show and tell by someone with the skills of a toddler.
Sure, throw your 800 page accomplishments document on the floor. Why not?
Heck, dart from adding $9 trillion of value to men playing women’s sports.
Oh, and zero inflation.
Wreath making shenanigans today . Home for wine (and takeaway)
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wreath making shenanigans today . Home for wine (and takeaway)
Festive weekend finishing with Its a Wonderful Life
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Festive weekend finishing with Its a Wonderful Life
Sunday brought to you by Elaine Paige l, and Lego Pirates of Barracuda Bay.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sunday brought to you by Elaine Paige l, and Lego Pirates of Barracuda Bay.
From Bollocks with Love.
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
From Bollocks with Love.
Homemade apple crumble to top off a fantastic weekend (and comfort a poorly husband)
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Homemade apple crumble to top off a fantastic weekend (and comfort a poorly husband)
Well, @nigella.bsky.social Carbonnade A La Flamande turned out a treat (with the addition of chantenay carrots). Bonus, the house smells amazing too. Tucking in shortly.
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Well, @nigella.bsky.social Carbonnade A La Flamande turned out a treat (with the addition of chantenay carrots). Bonus, the house smells amazing too. Tucking in shortly.
Tonight’s film. Unexpected. Heartbreaking.
September 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tonight’s film. Unexpected. Heartbreaking.
Today is a good day.
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today is a good day.
There’s always room for dessert.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There’s always room for dessert.
Shirts ironed, tuxedos zipped, suitcase packed, and out of office on… Queen Anne here we come!
a man in a suit and a captain 's hat is dancing on a cruise ship with the words cruise mode activate above him
ALT: a man in a suit and a captain 's hat is dancing on a cruise ship with the words cruise mode activate above him
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Shirts ironed, tuxedos zipped, suitcase packed, and out of office on… Queen Anne here we come!
Pretty sure I'm 90% roast potatoes now. Thanks, Kala / Manchester
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Pretty sure I'm 90% roast potatoes now. Thanks, Kala / Manchester
Reposted by Chris
The New Yorker on Amazon taking over Bond 💀
February 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The New Yorker on Amazon taking over Bond 💀
Hilarious evening watching Frank Lavender and Myra DuBois. Amazing company, great food at Onda. All round 👌 with @stevemosby.co.uk
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hilarious evening watching Frank Lavender and Myra DuBois. Amazing company, great food at Onda. All round 👌 with @stevemosby.co.uk
Reposted by Chris
You asked for it! Bitter Orange Tart is #RecipeOfTheDay www.nigella.com/recipes/bitt...
Bitter Orange Tart
Although I make the most of the Seville orange season (December to February), that bitter orange taste is too good to forsake during the long months that Seville oranges are not about. Then I simply t...
www.nigella.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
You asked for it! Bitter Orange Tart is #RecipeOfTheDay www.nigella.com/recipes/bitt...
Trump's inauguration speech in a nutshell.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump's inauguration speech in a nutshell.
Celebrating New Years Eve with this handsome hunk was a hoot.
January 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Celebrating New Years Eve with this handsome hunk was a hoot.
Just a small picky tea for tonight.
It's nice, it's different, it's unusual.
It's nice, it's different, it's unusual.
December 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Just a small picky tea for tonight.
It's nice, it's different, it's unusual.
It's nice, it's different, it's unusual.
Both Christmas cakes iced and ready (one for collection)
December 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Both Christmas cakes iced and ready (one for collection)
That's a wrap on this year's batch of limoncello!
December 10, 2024 at 8:56 AM
That's a wrap on this year's batch of limoncello!
