Christopher Perkins
@chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social
Gamer, goofball, and the voice of Spurt. I work for Critical Role. My familiar is a chiweenie named Milo. My opinions are my own. Have a magical day! 💫
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy Halloween!
If you’re hankering for Saturday evening frivolity at #PAXWest, please join me, Mike Krahulik, Jerry Holkins, and the rest of the #AcqInc cast for the latest #DnD live game! The fun starts at 7 PM (rather than the usual 8 PM time), so don’t be late. [This show features adults using adult language.]
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I saw this hanging precariously above a doorway and, me being me, thought death by EXIT sign would be a pretty funny way to go.
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I saw this hanging precariously above a doorway and, me being me, thought death by EXIT sign would be a pretty funny way to go.
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Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮
Milo, my space dog, created by @spacejunkz.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Milo, my space dog, created by @spacejunkz.bsky.social
Superman was FUUUUUNNNNN!
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Superman was FUUUUUNNNNN!
I got my summer/fall convention schedule sorted out.
I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.
I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.
July 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I got my summer/fall convention schedule sorted out.
I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.
I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.
The D&D adventure anthology #DragonDelves releases today. Ten adventures, ten dragons, and some trippy art! It was, for me, a particularly fun project to work on. Thanks to all the amazing artists, art directors, writers, editors, graphic designers, etc. who worked on it.
July 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The D&D adventure anthology #DragonDelves releases today. Ten adventures, ten dragons, and some trippy art! It was, for me, a particularly fun project to work on. Thanks to all the amazing artists, art directors, writers, editors, graphic designers, etc. who worked on it.
Robot car has quite the attitude tonight:
July 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Robot car has quite the attitude tonight:
Got a new satellite dish. Only gets animal channels.
June 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Got a new satellite dish. Only gets animal channels.
Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!
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April 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!
Apropos of nothing, Elon Musk holds the Guinness World Record for the largest loss of personal fortune in history: ~182 billion US. No one else is close.
April 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Apropos of nothing, Elon Musk holds the Guinness World Record for the largest loss of personal fortune in history: ~182 billion US. No one else is close.
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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
My life is rife
With passwords
My brain can’t contain
With passwords
My brain can’t contain
March 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My life is rife
With passwords
My brain can’t contain
With passwords
My brain can’t contain
Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***ers!
March 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***ers!
Amazing cakes for the D&D rulebook wrap party! 🎉
February 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Amazing cakes for the D&D rulebook wrap party! 🎉
#Severance S2E4, “Woe’s Hollow,” was mind-boggling and creepy in the most Lynchian way. Ben Stiller is such a gifted director. John Turturro is sublime.
February 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
#Severance S2E4, “Woe’s Hollow,” was mind-boggling and creepy in the most Lynchian way. Ben Stiller is such a gifted director. John Turturro is sublime.
After many years, I finally rewatched The Last Unicorn. The movie’s vocal talent alone is amazing—Mia Farrow, Angela Lansbury, Christopher Lee, Jeff Bridges, René Auberjonois, etc.—but the commentary track with Peter Beagle was an added delight.
February 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
After many years, I finally rewatched The Last Unicorn. The movie’s vocal talent alone is amazing—Mia Farrow, Angela Lansbury, Christopher Lee, Jeff Bridges, René Auberjonois, etc.—but the commentary track with Peter Beagle was an added delight.
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Today's guest on 50 Years in the Dungeon will be none other than @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social. Hope you can join us in the live chatroom (6pm Pacific).
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February 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Today's guest on 50 Years in the Dungeon will be none other than @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social. Hope you can join us in the live chatroom (6pm Pacific).
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It was a joy to present 4E versions of the “G” series modules. Given the time involved, I had no plans to update the other adventures, although I’m quite fond of them as well. #dnd
I loved the work you did in Dungeon 197-200 on Against the Giants for 4E @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social! Were there ever plans to do a similar treatment for Descent into the Depths of the Earth through Queen of the Demonweb Pits?
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It was a joy to present 4E versions of the “G” series modules. Given the time involved, I had no plans to update the other adventures, although I’m quite fond of them as well. #dnd
