Chris Paul Rainbows 🏳️⚧️ 🌈 🇨🇦 🍉
@chrispaulrainbows.com
they/them
Author. Illustrator. Creative strategist. Storyteller. New book out: Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants. Mayor of Gay Gardens. I once grew too many pumpkins 🎃 and ordered a really gay cake 🍰.
www.chrispaulrainbows.com
Author. Illustrator. Creative strategist. Storyteller. New book out: Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants. Mayor of Gay Gardens. I once grew too many pumpkins 🎃 and ordered a really gay cake 🍰.
www.chrispaulrainbows.com
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants, reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.” —Tegan Quin, musician (Tegan and Sara) and author
September 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants, reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.” —Tegan Quin, musician (Tegan and Sara) and author
Let’s play a game! Who said this? Was it Jesus? Or was it Ellie Barlowe of North Dartmouth, Massachusetts?
May 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Let’s play a game! Who said this? Was it Jesus? Or was it Ellie Barlowe of North Dartmouth, Massachusetts?
My husband: where did that come from?
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My husband: where did that come from?
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
“You don’t know love until you’ve eaten the last dinosaur egg.” - Katy Perry
April 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“You don’t know love until you’ve eaten the last dinosaur egg.” - Katy Perry
I was a trans kid who made it. Not every trans kid does.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
April 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was a trans kid who made it. Not every trans kid does.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
She’s been my hero since.
April 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
She’s been my hero since.
One day, you’ll look back at your hateful rhetoric with shame and remorse. At this point, you’ve shown yourself to be so irredeemable, that’s the most I can hope for you.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One day, you’ll look back at your hateful rhetoric with shame and remorse. At this point, you’ve shown yourself to be so irredeemable, that’s the most I can hope for you.
My dad thought I wanted to be He-Man when I was a kid. But I was all about Prince Adam’s wardrobe. Soft pastels, leggings, and boots with the fur? Yes, please!!!!
Artwork by: Chris Paul Rainbows
Artwork by: Chris Paul Rainbows
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My dad thought I wanted to be He-Man when I was a kid. But I was all about Prince Adam’s wardrobe. Soft pastels, leggings, and boots with the fur? Yes, please!!!!
Artwork by: Chris Paul Rainbows
Artwork by: Chris Paul Rainbows
I love this for him.
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love this for him.
We don’t always get to see the impact we have. But keep making rainbows anyway. 💜
March 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We don’t always get to see the impact we have. But keep making rainbows anyway. 💜
I was raised by two of the strongest women I have ever met — my grandmothers.
My grandma Gilda told me, “If you don’t speak up when bad things happen, you’re just as responsible.” And my grandma Mac taught me that “sunlight is the best disinfectant.” 1/2
My grandma Gilda told me, “If you don’t speak up when bad things happen, you’re just as responsible.” And my grandma Mac taught me that “sunlight is the best disinfectant.” 1/2
March 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I was raised by two of the strongest women I have ever met — my grandmothers.
My grandma Gilda told me, “If you don’t speak up when bad things happen, you’re just as responsible.” And my grandma Mac taught me that “sunlight is the best disinfectant.” 1/2
My grandma Gilda told me, “If you don’t speak up when bad things happen, you’re just as responsible.” And my grandma Mac taught me that “sunlight is the best disinfectant.” 1/2
Baby eyes. “I’m thinking about possibly biting you”adult eyes.
March 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Baby eyes. “I’m thinking about possibly biting you”adult eyes.
Did everyone all of a sudden become a flat earther? Look at the top of your globe. Sarah Palin wasn’t lying when she said she could see Russia from her shitter.
March 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did everyone all of a sudden become a flat earther? Look at the top of your globe. Sarah Palin wasn’t lying when she said she could see Russia from her shitter.
A photo representation of every Conservative who didn’t show up to a debate.
February 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A photo representation of every Conservative who didn’t show up to a debate.
Canuck Around & Find Out
February 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Canuck Around & Find Out
Yup. That’s what he said.
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yup. That’s what he said.
Before you follow me…
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Before you follow me…
You’ll get no more money from me until you fix your bigoted policies.
January 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You’ll get no more money from me until you fix your bigoted policies.
Reporting comments like, “this video gave me A!Ds,” and “why don’t you just k!ll yourself.” I need to find a way to monetize my accounts, cause this is too much work not to be paid. At least I’m really good at knowing how to report. It’s an art. Maybe I can make 💰 from teaching that!
December 22, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Reporting comments like, “this video gave me A!Ds,” and “why don’t you just k!ll yourself.” I need to find a way to monetize my accounts, cause this is too much work not to be paid. At least I’m really good at knowing how to report. It’s an art. Maybe I can make 💰 from teaching that!
Liberals suggest new leader: Tristin Drewdoe
December 16, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Liberals suggest new leader: Tristin Drewdoe