Chris Paul Rainbows 🏳️⚧️ 🌈 🇨🇦 🍉
@chrispaulrainbows.com
they/them
Author. Illustrator. Creative strategist. Storyteller. New book out: Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants. Mayor of Gay Gardens. I once grew too many pumpkins 🎃 and ordered a really gay cake 🍰.
www.chrispaulrainbows.com
Author. Illustrator. Creative strategist. Storyteller. New book out: Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants. Mayor of Gay Gardens. I once grew too many pumpkins 🎃 and ordered a really gay cake 🍰.
www.chrispaulrainbows.com
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Only one of these things is debatable with me:
I’m a settler on stolen land. 🧡
BLM. ACAB. Defund the Police.👊
All trans people deserve access to gender-affirming care. 🏳️⚧️
Not your body? Not your business. 👍
Housing, healthcare, and basic needs are human rights. 😊
Pineapple goes on pizza. 🍕
I’m a settler on stolen land. 🧡
BLM. ACAB. Defund the Police.👊
All trans people deserve access to gender-affirming care. 🏳️⚧️
Not your body? Not your business. 👍
Housing, healthcare, and basic needs are human rights. 😊
Pineapple goes on pizza. 🍕
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants, reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.” —Tegan Quin, musician (Tegan and Sara) and author
September 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants, reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.” —Tegan Quin, musician (Tegan and Sara) and author
Canadians stand with Rachel Gilmore. The Conservative government, whose actions and rhetoric have put her in harm’s way, must take responsibility and act immediately to ensure her safety. This injustice cannot be
ignored, and it must be rectified.
NOW. #IStandWithRachel
ignored, and it must be rectified.
NOW. #IStandWithRachel
September 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Canadians stand with Rachel Gilmore. The Conservative government, whose actions and rhetoric have put her in harm’s way, must take responsibility and act immediately to ensure her safety. This injustice cannot be
ignored, and it must be rectified.
NOW. #IStandWithRachel
ignored, and it must be rectified.
NOW. #IStandWithRachel
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Hey everyone,
We’re buying Canadian and we’re supporting Canadians.
@chrispaulrainbows.com’s children’s book is available for pre-order here, Fred-Penner approved!
www.orcabook.com/Guinea-Pigs-...
We’re buying Canadian and we’re supporting Canadians.
@chrispaulrainbows.com’s children’s book is available for pre-order here, Fred-Penner approved!
www.orcabook.com/Guinea-Pigs-...
Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants
This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering childrens book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator ...
www.orcabook.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hey everyone,
We’re buying Canadian and we’re supporting Canadians.
@chrispaulrainbows.com’s children’s book is available for pre-order here, Fred-Penner approved!
www.orcabook.com/Guinea-Pigs-...
We’re buying Canadian and we’re supporting Canadians.
@chrispaulrainbows.com’s children’s book is available for pre-order here, Fred-Penner approved!
www.orcabook.com/Guinea-Pigs-...
Two months of dealing with a mental health crisis. Feeling much better now. How is everyone doing? Did I miss anything?
a cookie monster is standing in front of a blue curtain
ALT: a cookie monster is standing in front of a blue curtain
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Two months of dealing with a mental health crisis. Feeling much better now. How is everyone doing? Did I miss anything?
Let’s play a game! Who said this? Was it Jesus? Or was it Ellie Barlowe of North Dartmouth, Massachusetts?
May 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Let’s play a game! Who said this? Was it Jesus? Or was it Ellie Barlowe of North Dartmouth, Massachusetts?
To all the Cardinals that didn’t get elected Pope, don’t worry. You can run again in Alberta.
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To all the Cardinals that didn’t get elected Pope, don’t worry. You can run again in Alberta.
Kind > Nice
May 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Kind > Nice
Just met with a FABULOUS publisher who wants to sign me and my book. So, not a bad Tuesday at all!
May 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just met with a FABULOUS publisher who wants to sign me and my book. So, not a bad Tuesday at all!
Anyone else find it weird that these Maple MAGA bros are cheering for a guy who’s never had a job outside of politics? You want to drain the swamp? Poilievre has literally been the swamp plug for 21 years. #CanPoli
April 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Anyone else find it weird that these Maple MAGA bros are cheering for a guy who’s never had a job outside of politics? You want to drain the swamp? Poilievre has literally been the swamp plug for 21 years. #CanPoli
Trans doesn’t stand for “transitioning.”
We’re not becoming “something new.”
We’re affirming who we’ve always been.
We’re not becoming “something new.”
We’re affirming who we’ve always been.
April 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Trans doesn’t stand for “transitioning.”
We’re not becoming “something new.”
We’re affirming who we’ve always been.
We’re not becoming “something new.”
We’re affirming who we’ve always been.
My husband: where did that come from?
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My husband: where did that come from?
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
Me: once you vote Liberal they start sending you performative allyship trinkets and tools in the mail. It’s called “Woke Box.”
My husband: really?
Me: no!!!! My friend bought that for me!
“They’re Tories. They speak out of both sides of their mouth. Something I cannot do.” - Jean Chrétien
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“They’re Tories. They speak out of both sides of their mouth. Something I cannot do.” - Jean Chrétien
Jesus came back today and told me he wants you to put the Christ back in Christian. Ok, bye!
April 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Jesus came back today and told me he wants you to put the Christ back in Christian. Ok, bye!
“You don’t know love until you’ve eaten the last dinosaur egg.” - Katy Perry
April 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“You don’t know love until you’ve eaten the last dinosaur egg.” - Katy Perry
Singh asks if he can buy you a drink. Carney just buys you one. And you never leave your drink unattended around Poilievre.
April 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Singh asks if he can buy you a drink. Carney just buys you one. And you never leave your drink unattended around Poilievre.
Omg. Pierre Poilievre is such a weasely loser.
April 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Omg. Pierre Poilievre is such a weasely loser.
We wouldn’t make being queer our whole personality if you didn’t make hating queer people yours.
April 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We wouldn’t make being queer our whole personality if you didn’t make hating queer people yours.
I was a trans kid who made it. Not every trans kid does.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
April 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was a trans kid who made it. Not every trans kid does.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
They’re not broken—society is.
I’ll be the voice I needed growing up. I won’t back down.
We will not be erased.
Jesus was trans,
This I know,
With no bio daddy-o.
His gender doesn’t match his sex,
His chromosomes are X and X.
This I know,
With no bio daddy-o.
His gender doesn’t match his sex,
His chromosomes are X and X.
a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jesus was trans,
This I know,
With no bio daddy-o.
His gender doesn’t match his sex,
His chromosomes are X and X.
This I know,
With no bio daddy-o.
His gender doesn’t match his sex,
His chromosomes are X and X.
When were you first radicalized? Watching the 1982 motion picture Annie and seeing a little redhead convince a billionaire to support FDR’s socialist policies—through song.
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When were you first radicalized? Watching the 1982 motion picture Annie and seeing a little redhead convince a billionaire to support FDR’s socialist policies—through song.
Phobes think they can say whatever they want. But the second you stand up for yourself, suddenly it’s “defamation!” and they’re the victim. It’s wild how fragile hate becomes when it’s held accountable.
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Phobes think they can say whatever they want. But the second you stand up for yourself, suddenly it’s “defamation!” and they’re the victim. It’s wild how fragile hate becomes when it’s held accountable.
I heard the new season of Black Mirror drops in a few days—and apparently, it was their easiest one to produce. They just stuck a webcam in the Oval Office and hit record.
April 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I heard the new season of Black Mirror drops in a few days—and apparently, it was their easiest one to produce. They just stuck a webcam in the Oval Office and hit record.
One day, you’ll look back at your hateful rhetoric with shame and remorse. At this point, you’ve shown yourself to be so irredeemable, that’s the most I can hope for you.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One day, you’ll look back at your hateful rhetoric with shame and remorse. At this point, you’ve shown yourself to be so irredeemable, that’s the most I can hope for you.