Chris Pariso
@chrispariso.bsky.social
Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Sounds like Raiders of the Lost Arc for me..
Growing up, it always seemed to be on at the right time. Without fail, if it ever came on, I'd watch it to the end.
Growing up, it always seemed to be on at the right time. Without fail, if it ever came on, I'd watch it to the end.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sounds like Raiders of the Lost Arc for me..
Growing up, it always seemed to be on at the right time. Without fail, if it ever came on, I'd watch it to the end.
Growing up, it always seemed to be on at the right time. Without fail, if it ever came on, I'd watch it to the end.
"I am the last barman poet..."
Absolute classic.
Absolute classic.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"I am the last barman poet..."
Absolute classic.
Absolute classic.
Or, as it turns out, maybe you'd find they weren't even heading to the US at all:
bsky.app/profile/rgoo...
bsky.app/profile/rgoo...
On left:
President Trump Statement Sept. 2, 2025:
"The strike occurred while the terrorists were at sea in international waters transporting illegal narcotics, heading to the United States."
On right:
(Under penalty of law) military leaders told Congress headed to Suriname.
President Trump Statement Sept. 2, 2025:
"The strike occurred while the terrorists were at sea in international waters transporting illegal narcotics, heading to the United States."
On right:
(Under penalty of law) military leaders told Congress headed to Suriname.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Or, as it turns out, maybe you'd find they weren't even heading to the US at all:
bsky.app/profile/rgoo...
bsky.app/profile/rgoo...
It looks like a trophy zombies would design after wiping out humanity and taking over the world.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It looks like a trophy zombies would design after wiping out humanity and taking over the world.
It's only a war crime if we're in an actual declared war.
This is extrajudicial killing at best, outright murder of civilians at worst.
This is extrajudicial killing at best, outright murder of civilians at worst.
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's only a war crime if we're in an actual declared war.
This is extrajudicial killing at best, outright murder of civilians at worst.
This is extrajudicial killing at best, outright murder of civilians at worst.
I mean, assuming these are actually traffickers being hit, what would be better: eliminating a few low level mules, or eliminating a core distribution team?
The answer is obvious, but only if the actual goal is combating drug trafficking.
I don't believe it is.
The answer is obvious, but only if the actual goal is combating drug trafficking.
I don't believe it is.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I mean, assuming these are actually traffickers being hit, what would be better: eliminating a few low level mules, or eliminating a core distribution team?
The answer is obvious, but only if the actual goal is combating drug trafficking.
I don't believe it is.
The answer is obvious, but only if the actual goal is combating drug trafficking.
I don't believe it is.
From everything that's been reported, at the very best what those people were doing was focused on pure desperate survival.
All the "finishing/continuing their mission" rhetoric is pure, watery BS.
All the "finishing/continuing their mission" rhetoric is pure, watery BS.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From everything that's been reported, at the very best what those people were doing was focused on pure desperate survival.
All the "finishing/continuing their mission" rhetoric is pure, watery BS.
All the "finishing/continuing their mission" rhetoric is pure, watery BS.
All I Want For Christmas Is You (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli)
YouTube video by Frog Leap Studios
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A humble suggestion: if you want to rock ALL the way out to Christmas music, check out Leo from Frog Leap Studios -
youtu.be/kmVvBZ1-RUQ?...
(Also check him out if you want excellent hard rock/metal covers to damn near any song out there)
youtu.be/kmVvBZ1-RUQ?...
(Also check him out if you want excellent hard rock/metal covers to damn near any song out there)
It´s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli)
YouTube video by Frog Leap Studios
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A humble suggestion: if you want to rock ALL the way out to Christmas music, check out Leo from Frog Leap Studios -
youtu.be/kmVvBZ1-RUQ?...
(Also check him out if you want excellent hard rock/metal covers to damn near any song out there)
youtu.be/kmVvBZ1-RUQ?...
(Also check him out if you want excellent hard rock/metal covers to damn near any song out there)
Can you imagine how much worst things would be if this administration knew about "shut the fuck up Friday"?
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can you imagine how much worst things would be if this administration knew about "shut the fuck up Friday"?
Can't wait to see the chatGPT updates to his resume.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Can't wait to see the chatGPT updates to his resume.