Chris P
@chrisp123.bsky.social
MUFC, Father, husband, farmer, builder
Had a dream/nightmare last night i was running away from a giant bear but I was Casemiro running like he did to track back last night and I got caught by the bear
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Had a dream/nightmare last night i was running away from a giant bear but I was Casemiro running like he did to track back last night and I got caught by the bear
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Listen to this. 5live commentary on the climax of United’s comeback against Lyon. Art.
April 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Listen to this. 5live commentary on the climax of United’s comeback against Lyon. Art.
That stick to rugby advert on the overlap does my head in:
“I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂
“I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂
March 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
That stick to rugby advert on the overlap does my head in:
“I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂
“I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂
Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a Utd game so much
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a Utd game so much
If the premier league is the “most competitive and entertaining league in the world” then why is the title decided and the the relegation decided in FEBRUARY!
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If the premier league is the “most competitive and entertaining league in the world” then why is the title decided and the the relegation decided in FEBRUARY!
Couldn’t give that after denying maguire earlier
February 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Couldn’t give that after denying maguire earlier
Shoulda let ruud stay until end of season and bring Amorim in to start fresh in summer. This lots confidence in him/tactics may never come back, even if it is the lazy players at fault our form is so shit
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Shoulda let ruud stay until end of season and bring Amorim in to start fresh in summer. This lots confidence in him/tactics may never come back, even if it is the lazy players at fault our form is so shit
Dalot shoulda gone off NOT dorgu 🙄
February 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Dalot shoulda gone off NOT dorgu 🙄
but but but Pep isn’t a chequebook manager…
As per BBC #ManCity have spent more money (£180m) than the other nineteen #PremierLeague clubs combined (£177m) this January.
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
but but but Pep isn’t a chequebook manager…
Used to love them 98 boots 😍
January 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Used to love them 98 boots 😍
They were all 🚽 just some more than others
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
They were all 🚽 just some more than others
Don’t like to get on a players back but Zirkzee is 🚽
December 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Don’t like to get on a players back but Zirkzee is 🚽
Was proper organised this year and bought wife’s presents early. Trouble is they’re not all in the same place and I can’t remember where at least 2 are! Nightmare
December 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Was proper organised this year and bought wife’s presents early. Trouble is they’re not all in the same place and I can’t remember where at least 2 are! Nightmare
This is like a game of who’s shittest loses, or wins 😂
December 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
This is like a game of who’s shittest loses, or wins 😂
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
kids nativity tonight so missed game - we any good?
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
kids nativity tonight so missed game - we any good?
Desmond at half time verses a team that can’t decide whether they are called Bodø or Glimt 🙄😂
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Desmond at half time verses a team that can’t decide whether they are called Bodø or Glimt 🙄😂
How’s yanited doing lads? - im currently juggling between a 3 year old and a 5 year old who both won’t go to bloody sleep 🙄😫
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
How’s yanited doing lads? - im currently juggling between a 3 year old and a 5 year old who both won’t go to bloody sleep 🙄😫
Has anybody downloaded the Drinkaware app? Results are scary to say the least 🫣
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Has anybody downloaded the Drinkaware app? Results are scary to say the least 🫣
Just so you know, Jeremy Clarkson is a Tory knob and yes he is only interested in himself, but the majority of us in agriculture don’t have the cash wealth like he has, that’s why we’re all screwed. It’s a shame that we’re all getting put in his category because most of us ain’t that!
November 19, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Just so you know, Jeremy Clarkson is a Tory knob and yes he is only interested in himself, but the majority of us in agriculture don’t have the cash wealth like he has, that’s why we’re all screwed. It’s a shame that we’re all getting put in his category because most of us ain’t that!
Ah that utd legend sneijder, can you all remember that summer he signed for us 😂
Manchester United have said goodbye to Ruud van Nistelrooy but many still believe that he will be back at Old Trafford one day. The Ruben...
'I am sure': Wesley Sneijder thinks Manchester United have a 'clever' plan in mind for Ruud van Nistelrooy
Manchester United have said goodbye to Ruud van Nistelrooy but many still believe that he will be back at Old Trafford one day. The Ruben...
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November 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Ah that utd legend sneijder, can you all remember that summer he signed for us 😂
God doesn’t time go slowly when there’s no UNITED
November 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
God doesn’t time go slowly when there’s no UNITED
Fell asleep on side of daughters bed again tonight, I guess that means no sleep for me before midnight now 😫
November 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Fell asleep on side of daughters bed again tonight, I guess that means no sleep for me before midnight now 😫