Chris Orser
@chrisorser.bsky.social
Just a little guy who likes lunch
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
I think it should be illegal to “just” party with Epstein
a man wearing a beanie and a t-shirt with a camera on it
Alt: Linus wearing a beanie and a t-shirt with a camera on it saying “straight to jail for you”
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February 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I think it should be illegal to “just” party with Epstein
Subpoena Microsoft for the chat logs
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Subpoena Microsoft for the chat logs
Seeing some dipshits talk about opsec not being important because otherwise we wouldn’t know who Rosa Parks is
She was chosen for that action on purpose.
She was chosen for that action on purpose.
January 30, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Seeing some dipshits talk about opsec not being important because otherwise we wouldn’t know who Rosa Parks is
She was chosen for that action on purpose.
She was chosen for that action on purpose.
The kind of rhetoric that will fire up the voters.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The kind of rhetoric that will fire up the voters.
Narrator: It did not
This is essentially what governments did in the late 1900s and early 2000s with respect to Nazis. Whether you were a lowly concentration camp guard or in Hitler's inner circle, if there was evidence you were a Nazi, it was straight to jail with your walker.
It worked.
It worked.
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Narrator: It did not
Reposted by Chris Orser
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
Don’t forget when the government does something horrible that the best thing to do, as a progressive, is to shit on leftists posting emotionaly about it
Feel free to re-litigate the 2016 election while you’re at it.
Feel free to re-litigate the 2016 election while you’re at it.
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Don’t forget when the government does something horrible that the best thing to do, as a progressive, is to shit on leftists posting emotionaly about it
Feel free to re-litigate the 2016 election while you’re at it.
Feel free to re-litigate the 2016 election while you’re at it.
The powerful combination of being correct and strong has rarely been tried but I think it might be popular with the voters.
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The powerful combination of being correct and strong has rarely been tried but I think it might be popular with the voters.
Really appreciate when podcasts post reruns during the holidays.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Really appreciate when podcasts post reruns during the holidays.
We should go back to defragging our hard drives and degaussing our monitors.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We should go back to defragging our hard drives and degaussing our monitors.
The Longest Journey
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The Longest Journey
Reposted by Chris Orser
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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The constant AI push is wearing me down. I sometimes read the google AI answer.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The constant AI push is wearing me down. I sometimes read the google AI answer.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
Reminder to not experiment at Thanksgiving.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reminder to not experiment at Thanksgiving.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
I hope that dude runs against that other dude despite objections from the outsider who won a political upset and now thinks it’s not the time for someone else.
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I hope that dude runs against that other dude despite objections from the outsider who won a political upset and now thinks it’s not the time for someone else.
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
I think every bald eagle in like 10 km is hanging around my house cause a deer died in the stream behind my place. Like 4 adults and at least 2 juveniles.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I think every bald eagle in like 10 km is hanging around my house cause a deer died in the stream behind my place. Like 4 adults and at least 2 juveniles.
Well it’s finally official. Throwing a sandwich is now legal in the District of Columbia
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well it’s finally official. Throwing a sandwich is now legal in the District of Columbia
It’s pretty fucked up that sports betting sites are endorsed by sport leagues
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s pretty fucked up that sports betting sites are endorsed by sport leagues
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
Surely now the Dems will stop trying to court the Dick Cheney vote.
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Surely now the Dems will stop trying to court the Dick Cheney vote.
Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values 🔥
a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man
Alt: a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man
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October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values 🔥
When you have a tattoo you just need to get rid of
a cartoon character from the simpsons says " i 'll also need to remove your tattoo "
Alt: Moe from the simpsons says " i'll also need to remove your tattoo" holding a grater
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October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When you have a tattoo you just need to get rid of
Starting to think we need the Gom Jabbar 💉
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Starting to think we need the Gom Jabbar 💉
Absolutely not a shock that I sold a bit of my company’s stock and it shot up to an all time high two days later
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Absolutely not a shock that I sold a bit of my company’s stock and it shot up to an all time high two days later
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🧛
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🧛