Chris
@chrisobrien.bsky.social
When you find out 9 unelected people have been rewriting the Constitution on a regular basis this whole time
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you find out 9 unelected people have been rewriting the Constitution on a regular basis this whole time
Because anything else would be worse. Winston 'let them starve' Churchill taught me that.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Because anything else would be worse. Winston 'let them starve' Churchill taught me that.
Gotta get that new set of teeth money
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Gotta get that new set of teeth money
Amazon can't fire me because I became a co-owner when I bought Amazon stock
Managers hate this one trick
Managers hate this one trick
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Amazon can't fire me because I became a co-owner when I bought Amazon stock
Managers hate this one trick
Managers hate this one trick
You were getting fulnecky during Schindler's List?
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You were getting fulnecky during Schindler's List?
I'm convinced you were the person from south Carolina who won Powerball and you're pretending to be good at poker so no one gets suspicious when you flash wads of cash in public
a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
ALT: a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm convinced you were the person from south Carolina who won Powerball and you're pretending to be good at poker so no one gets suspicious when you flash wads of cash in public
10 holds ahead of me for the audiobook
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
10 holds ahead of me for the audiobook
I said but instead of buy
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a piece of paper in front of him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a piece of paper in front of him .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I said but instead of buy
They were already home. Because AMERICA IS THEIR HOME
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November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They were already home. Because AMERICA IS THEIR HOME
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Sorry to hear you'll never be able to do magic
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sorry to hear you'll never be able to do magic