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"The proof is left as an exercise for the reader."
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It's like we all collectively watched Wall-e's depiction of a planet ravaged by a single company running everything and decided 'ooh let's do that'
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by Chris
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's one answer and it's not even close
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
6-7 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Real conversation from work:

Boss: I saw a comedian this week, he had a really funny joke about Mamdani. He flew into New York from LA, 'i got on the bus and had to pay, I thought everything was free now!'

Me: he's not the mayor yet?

Boss: well sure but it's a joke
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@grateful42069.bsky.social
Ok I've been putting it off long enough, what should I start my reading list with?
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@newbiestartrek.bsky.social
When you get to the end of TNG you should invite @steveshives.bsky.social on for a debrief / convo reflecting on watching Star Trek for the first time in 2025

It would be a great crossover!
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
. @pantspants.bsky.social is on a generational run
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Arnold offing himself to make a point should be in the crash out Hall of Fame
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Prices should include tax
a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch and saying that 's my opinion .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch and saying that 's my opinion .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have anti-ASMR brain.

That shit is very unpleasant!
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
你好。我是美国百年屈辱的避难所。请问你能告诉我最近的就业服务中心在哪里吗?
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why do so many people believe the Epstein files are going to be released?

Do they not know how laws work? Trump would have to sign it into law.

Why the fuck would he do that
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@grateful42069.bsky.social
I replied to a large account with a criticism of Democrats and I immediately had people re-litigating the 2016 Dem primary in response
I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
ALT: I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Democrats sold out the working class??
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Democrats subreddit bans any posts about Mamdani

You can't make this shit up Jesus Christ
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Space monkey, Mafia, hula hoops, Castro
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Dick Cheney is dead day to all who celebrate
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
you gotta drink the poison and the antidote to have optimal health
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM