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Chris Murray
@chrismurray.bsky.social
"A sharp, literate operator who prizes competence and coherence, and uses his acerbic working class wit to puncture anything that mistakes performance for substance."

"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
Finished Desolation of Smaug. It's repellent. It's like watching someone you care about hurt themselves in a stupid accident.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I mean 13's a big number to work with in any way, but Armitage and Stott are the only ones who get much of anything that isn't "dwarves lol" and yeah, it grates.

And he was already pushing it with Gimli as well, and that was with the balance of 'actually badass warrior' which this lot don't have.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
SUPERSTAR TJ, HERE WE GO
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You're telling me Vince Gilligan wrote a TV show with glacial pacing?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Mine has been lying on the bed for half an hour watching me at the desk. And has just clicked "HE'S GETTING THE SHOES. THE SHOES ARE GOOD NEWS."
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I genuinely enjoyed this little experiment.

bsky.app/profile/chri...
Asked ChatGPT 5 times today whether Neal McBeal the Navy Seal had dibs on the muffins.

First it talked about Parks & Rec, twice it talked about SNL, once about Supernatural and it never mentioned a show name in the 5th but I think the response was about NCIS or JAG.

This is now my goto AI test.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM